Official PatriotsPlanet Girlie Pic Thread

[Hawg73]

Since our previous girlie thread was deleted in the great newsgroup purge, I am now (after being chastised by FallingAlice) officially starting one. Not sure of the rules but I believe it means no nudity and.....ummmmm.....thats about it as far as I know.

And to start things off heres a pic of Letitia Casta from Victoria's Secret and modeling fame.:thumb:

[Hawg73]

Clearly. Yours wasn't bad either although it is giant. I personally would like to see a little more skin, but think you were just trying to have a little fun and screw up my girlie thread. Tit for tat, Clarice. So to speak.

[Tiger_69]

Due to lack of enthusiasm for searching, I'll go with the reason I believe Brady choked for a few games....

http://community.webshots.com/image1/6/76/57/49767657sBKmZU_ph.jpg

[Hawg73]

Lordy, Tiger. She is really hot, but Brady actually was dating her at he beginning of the season when he was playing great. As I understand it, she dumped him concurrent with his worst stretch of the season. I'm not saying that was the reason but......the last time I got dumped by a hollywood starlet it took me a good three weeks to get my mojo back. Guys like Tom and I understand.
>:)

[pookie]

Surely Alice was not pleased that I got this photo of her when she was least expecting it!!!!!! Note the grrrrrr look on her face! :thumb:

Hawg, I hear you regarding getting dumped by the Hollywood model, starlet types. When Anna Kournikova broke up with me I ended my hockey career and took up cricket!

[Tiger_69]

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[pookie]

Originally posted by Tiger_69
Due to lack of enthusiasm for searching, I'll go with the reason I believe Brady choked for a few games....



I am not seeing any of your pics Tiger. There all showing up as little {x} jpegs .... regardless of what they are. Am I the only one? I think I may be....

[Tiger_69]

that happens to me occasionally pook. If go out and come back you should see it. If not, I'll e-mail it to you tomorrow or just go to webshots.com and do a Tara Reid search....or any other search for that matter.

[pookie]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
She has my butt, though.




Ummmmmm... Alice, what are you doing for the next 20 years???? hehehehe

o:-)

[pookie]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
No, seriously, pook.....

That truly IS my butt. The woman stole it. She left me with nothing.

B*tch.

:banghead:

Well, lemme tell ya Hawg, my bretheren.... That's a fine a$$ you got there! I gotta get me one of them.



:hump: Is this not a funny emoticon or what????

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by pookie
Well, lemme tell ya Hawg, my bretheren.... That's a fine a$$ you got there! I gotta get me one of them.



:hump: Is this not a funny emoticon or what????

Pookie,

I'm a little confused buddy. :confused: I thought we were talking about Alice's ass, not mine. Am I missing something or are you talking about my girl Letitia, who is as fine as can be but has the mental capacity of a Sea Lion.

You're scaring me Pook! :eek:

That humping emoticon is great. Second only to pukin' Eason.

[pookie]

Originally posted by Hawg73
Pookie,

I'm a little confused buddy. :confused: I thought we were talking about Alice's ass, not mine. Am I missing something or are you talking about my girl Letitia, who is as fine as can be but has the mental capacity of a Sea Lion.

You're scaring me Pook! :eek:

That humping emoticon is great. Second only to pukin' Eason.

Big humongous duhhhhhhhhh on my part. I didn't even glance at the fact that Alice posted the "That truly IS my butt" piece and for some bizarre reason thought it was you bustin' aggots Hawg.... I'm sure that your rear end is wonderful too... :Eason:, but I'll stick with Alice's type if you don't mind. My mistake.

Here's the pic o' the day.... this one straight from Dallas....

[pookie]

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[Hawg73]

Originally posted by pookie
Big humongous duhhhhhhhhh on my part. I didn't even glance at the fact that Alice posted the "That truly IS my butt" piece and for some bizarre reason thought it was you bustin' aggots Hawg.... I'm sure that your rear end is wonderful too... :Eason:, but I'll stick with Alice's type if you don't mind. My mistake.

Here's the pic o' the day.... this one straight from Dallas....

Pookie,

Listen, I think you are one of the best Patriot fans on the planet and I respect you and like you. But.....I have to admit that I am a little worried about you. First, this and then you let yourself get your tail waxed by JohnnyReb on Pats.com. I'm shaking my head here but that picture went part way to restoring my faith. To show you I'm not really upset and cheer you up after Johnny flamed you (allright it was just a little bit), I found for you a picture that combines the best attributes of sport and femininity and helps restore faith in the sexual orientation of the LPGA.

[pookie]

Originally posted by Hawg73
Pookie,



Buddy!!! What is that act that she is performing on that phalic thing-a-ma-jig????? Boing! As for JR..... I know and you know what that punk is made of.... I chose to ignore his "waxing" somewhat and I enjoy the fact that Bruschi would move JR's silly post to never-never land. You, as my big toe, my mentor, my young uncle wouldn't protect a bro with a stupid name such as mine?

Next up....Batman! Have you seen the banter? He's maaaaaddd at me! Good.

[pookie]

Originally posted by Hawg73
Pookie,



The more I look at your pic Hawg, the more I realize that it is THE best pic posted in the 'girly' thread yet! Holy macaroni, how could you post such a sexually explicit pic? Hehehehe.....I love this board!

BTW... Nice Santa Hannah photo!!

[pookie]

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[pookie]

Babe of the day........

A Christmas Wish

[pookie]

Nice Holiday touch NR, with the ho, ho, ho!

Originally posted by FallingAlice
You know, if she weren't wearing those bizarre 5-inch stilleto heels, I think she would officially have "Dwarf" status.


Dwarf? What do you mean? She's just the right size. Are you referring to her two breasts, mostly white meat...? I have always been more of a leg man. Don't get me wrong, ample breasts are nice accouterments but not a requirement. Commenting on the girlie thread seems catty... You don't see me commenting on the men in the beefsteak thread. I am not jealous of Pookie/Bean at all. :)

I think it is my fantasy here Alice.... I agree about the glass slippers though, kind of tacky.

[Hawg73]

I don't really wish this to look like I'm making fun of anybody. I can't win, but here goes nothing: In honor of FallingAlice's question about womens pro football I give you some of the members of the New England Storm, who I just learned are the "sister" team to the New England Patriots. How 'bout that?

[pookie]

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[Hawg73]

In honor of the release of The Two Towers, Lord of the Rings part II this week, I am posting a pic of my new favorite movie fantasy chick, the amazingly hot Liv Tyler. She plays an elf named Arwen and looks mighty fine in them pointy ears, although I couldn't find a picture of her sporting them. This one will have to do for now.

For those of you interested in the movie itself (I loved the book and part I - seen it about 5 times) check out this review from a site I was tipped off to from a chiefsplanet post. I will be checking this place for reviews in the future as it seems like a great place.

http://www.chud.com/reviews/tttsjr.php3

Originally posted by FallingAlice
As far as taste in Elfin women, Hawg, you beat NoRespect hands down....

NoRespect,

Rattling my cage again, are we? Honestly! I'm all alone here. If Peg or Carolyn or any other FEMALE poster (or at least a gay man) would post some male hottie who wasn't suffering from a run-away penis or multiple facial wounds, then I might not be so critical.

By the way, the blonde on the very end of the NE Storm picture is kind of cute.

Elfin women, give me a break. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a woman in a g-string and a Santa hat on short notice at this time of year? Besides, I think she's cute. I will say that Liv Tyler is adorable.

I think the blonde in the storm photo is the attorney from Vt that I saw interviewed. She is the shortest one on the team (In keeping with the elfin theme.) The brunette in the rear has potential as well (that could be taken the wrong way....) As for the picture as a whole, I must as Hawg so wisely did, plead the fifth. In a word -- footware.

Where are the women of Patriots.com? I can't believe that more people don't prefer this site to that one. Every time I visit it is just one flame war after another. It is getting really hard to take.

You are on your own with the beefcake thread unless Pookie decides to champion the cause. I wouldn't hold your breath waiting for the football queens to show up. As for rattling your cage, I haven't even begun...

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by NoRespect
Every time I visit it is just one flame war after another. It is getting really hard to take.

Oh really NR?, Why I have absolutely no idea what you could be referring to. Thank god I gave all that nasty stuff up some time ago. :fire:

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Soooo much to say and such little time.

As far as taste in Elfin women, Hawg, you beat NoRespect hands down. Besides that, I understand that Liv Tyler acted on box in a trench the entire time. They were going to call it Scott of the Antarctic and the Three Rings, but decided against it in the end.



Alice, I read it three times and I have to admit that I don't quite understand your references here, but normally get you just fine. Did you always make sure to wear a helmet at all times while patrolling the crease or am I a little slow on the uptake?

[pookie]

Originally posted by NoRespect

Where are the women of Patriots.com? I can't believe that more people don't prefer this site to that one. Every time I visit it is just one flame war after another. It is getting really hard to take.



C'mon NR...All of us over on Patriots.com are one great big happy family............... like Roseanne Connor's family!!

I don't have any idea why the girls over here are not posting here.... even the young'ens like Star and Shades18 and countless others. They would love the features over here.



Alice,
I'm sorry that you had to see my picture that way in the beefcake thread with my runaway thng-a-ma-jig. NR told me he'd never let that pic get out!
:Eason:

[pookie]

Babe of the Day....

[pookie]

Originally posted by Hawg73
I am posting a pic of my new favorite movie fantasy chick, the amazingly hot Liv Tyler.

Wow! How did I miss that post Uncle Hawg????!! Liv is now a full fledged woman! I haven't seen a picture of her in a dog's age. She aint no little teeny bopper anymore (see Armageddon)!

Originally posted by Hawg73
Oh really NR?, Why I have absolutely no idea what you could be referring to. Thank god I gave all that nasty stuff up some time ago. :fire:

Well of course I wasn't talking about you Hawg. I know that you would never engage in such silly behavior.

You weren't by chance referring to that little pitched battle you were having with mike0402ohno? The one that went on for about 40 posts and made War and Peace look like a quick read? To your credit I think you scored a coup by getting him to actually discuss football for the first time in history. Of course most of his answers still credit the QB with all that is evil and good but that is a subject for another day.

When I challenged Batman to talk about something other than Brady's performance he transferred his attacks from Brady to...Ken Walter? The old adage is true: "Offense wins games but punting wins championships." Have you ever seen two punters listed under "key matchups"?

Honestly I think I have just about had it with that board. It has been taken over by idiots and trolls. There was a time when I enjoyed trolling for largemouth just like the next guy. (Then I met a man on my porch handing out leaflets who changed my life.... :) ) I can't handle the brain damage. I am stepping aside for awhile. Let some of the others get some playing time.

[Phobia]

Originally posted by NoRespect
The brunette in the rear has potential as well

I'd take the brunette in the rear, too.

[pookie]

Originally posted by Phobia
I'd take the brunette in the rear, too.

Wow! Maybe she's not that kind of girl.....

Originally posted by Phobia
I'd take the brunette in the rear, too.

I'm ambivalent (notice I did not say that I could go either way.) Brunette in the rear or the blonde on the end. Given my druthers I usually prefer brunettes but I am nothing if not accommodating. I was of course talking about taking her to dinner and a movie. What were you talking about?

[Hawg73]

......but the girly thread is interesting 365 a year.

Here is another one of my all-time favorites the incredible Nikki Cox. Forget the twins, she looks fine as triplets. I figure if Pookie is going to keep posting blondes I need to balance things out a little to keep the Girly thread democratic. Yeah, that's it.

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Pookie & NoRespect --

Pookie -- as far as your runaway thingamajig goes, have you thought of getting an agent?

And thats the way a porn career starts. Pookie is tucking himself in after using the men's room in a club. A man in a loud checked jacket notices Skippy the dancing pickle and asks him if he'd like to make a few bucks. Next thing you know Pookie is starring in
The Man Eating Sorority Sisters of Delta Chi and it's all asses and elbows.

Regarding your disappointment at the lack of participation (particularly the great Pats chicks from that site, not a jerk in the bunch) from Pats.com (sorry NEM, I mean Patriots .com). I still think that everyone will end up here. It has just been a slow process and I think the great newsgroup purge may have hurt a little.

Pookie and I have been discussing the bad seed factor on that board and both NR and he have about had it. I have a few friends that are on hiatus like DropKickMurphy and It's Good that are posters par excellence that are too busy to get on right now but are thoroughly impressed and they will eventually be here on a regular basis.

I paraphrased a famous quote to Pook: "I have seen the future of Patriot message boards, and it's name is PatriotPlanet." Extra points for anyone that can come up with the original reference.

You have done a great job bringing this site into fruition. I am so impressed with Austin/Kyle that I can't even find the words. Don't worry Alice they'll come eventually and some of them might even be chicks so you don't have to deal with us all by your lonesome (not that you don't handle things just fine).

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Hockey Chicks are JUST as cute as Soccer Chicks.

Mia Hamm my @ss!


Hmmmm. Cammi is actually quite hot, although that photo does not do her justice. In the age-old debate of Hockey chicks vs. soccer chicks -- I will choose freewill.

Hockey chicks are hot in a tough and scrappy way. Soccer chicks are wholesome and so aerodynamic.

And please do not slight Mia.

Originally posted by Hawg73
......but the girly thread is interesting 365 a year....I figure if Pookie is going to keep posting blondes I need to balance things out a little to keep the Girly thread democratic. Yeah, that's it.

That is just scary. I almost posted something to that effect. Why is it that this thread just feels like home. (the womb?) I never want to leave.

I think I have identified Pookie's tendencies when it comes to women. He insists on passenger side airbags and he doesn't care if the carpets match the drapes.

I will band with you in the fight to ensure that women of all hair color receive equal representation. Remember the decision in the pivotal case of Brown v. the Board of Education. (Not to be confused with Blonde v. the Board of Education.)

[pookie]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Pookie -- as far as your runaway thingamajig goes, have you thought of getting an agent?


As my wife and many others have said before... You can't stop Pookie, you can only hope to contain him....

Eeek..

[pookie]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Oh, and for you NoRespect...a hockeychick brunette. :D

Ok...Sexist comment coming...

Laurie Baker would do just fine!! Yummy.

[pookie]

:hump:

[pookie]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Pookie --


How much time each day do you spend surfing the web for these babes?

What IS it with men and blondes?



1) No time at all... They all come off of one web page. rock103.com.

2) Blondes take our minds off of the pain and agony of 2 losses in a row.

[pookie]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Pookie --


How much time each day do you spend surfing the web for these babes?

What IS it with men and blondes?



1) No time at all... They all come off of one web page. rock103.com.

2) Blondes take our minds off of the pain and agony of 2 losses in a row.

[Hawg73]

I had a football post today, it's time for a refreshing break.
Here's a nice pic of Lelee Sobieski. Haven't heard of her? You will.

[pookie]

Originally posted by Hawg73
Here's a nice pic of Lelee Sobieski. Haven't heard of her? You will.

Nice Hawg! What a great set of.......... eyes.

Who is Lelee Sobieski anyway?

Here's my babe o' the day.

[Hawg73]

Pook,

SHE'S A BRUNETTE!!! Oh my god, you are unpredictable and can't even be contained . Lelee is a chick who had a bit role as a jailbait type hooker in Eyes Wide Shut and starred in the mini-series Joan Of Arc. What a babe, and she can actually act. I meant to grab a different pic of her and can't seem to edit it so what the hell, here is another.

Originally posted by Hawg73
SHE'S A BRUNETTE!!! Oh my god, you are unpredictable and can't even be contained

Welcome to the Dark Side Pookie. :thumb:

[pookie]

Originally posted by NoRespect
Welcome to the Dark Side Pookie. :thumb:

I'd like to thank you all for showing me the light....er, or is it the dark?!?!?

[pookie]

...the Brunette of the Day!

[pookie]

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[Hawg73]

I just ran across this one and felt she was worthy of pumping new life into the Girlie thread. May it never die.

Can torn jeans look any better?

[pookie]

She should get rid of those rags for cryin' out loud.....onto my bedroom floor, that is!

[pookie]

If only her Mom could see her in this thread....

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by pookie
If only her Mom could see her in this thread....

It's official Pook, you like the slutty looking ones. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[pookie]

Slutty????!!!! I think that she is a fine specimen of a warm blooded, wholesome American young lady! Sheesh!

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Well, she is clean shaven. I'll give her that.

I am glad to see she flosses.

[Hawg73]

Ok, Enough skimpy two piece bathing suits with thongs and postage stamp sized coverups. Time for a couple of sensible one piecers. Here are three very funny and pretty hot chicks from Saturday Night Live.

[pookie]

Originally posted by Hawg73
Ok, MORE skimpy two piece bathing suits with thongs and postage stamp sized coverups.

What's that Hawg? MORE skimpy thongs and borderline rated PG-13 pictures for the girly thread? Your wish is my command.

[Hawg73]

Pook,

Very nice, she is too fine.

I can't really make out the previous pic by Alice. I'm happy to see I'm not the only one to have problems making my attatchments come out correctly. It must be that ol' Schadenfreude. Could it be Barbara Eden? She was hot but I had a thing for Gladys Kravitz (don't tell anyone).

Originally posted by Hawg73
Ok, Enough skimpy two piece bathing suits with thongs and postage stamp sized coverups. Time for a couple of sensible one piecers. Here are three very funny and pretty hot chicks from Saturday Night Live.

Pookie:

I'm a little worried about Hawg. Sensible swimwear? More coverage? Saturday Night Live chicks??? Who's he trying to fool anyway?

Anyway, it appears that the fate of the free world once again is in our capable hands Pook. And I QUOTE:

Originally posted by MoreThong73
Stop Making Sense! It's a waste of fabric. People are starving in Africa.

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by NoRespect
Pookie:

I'm a little worried about Hawg. Sensible swimwear? More coverage? Saturday Night Live chicks??? Who's he trying to fool anyway?

Anyway, it appears that the fate of the free world once again is in our capable hands Pook. And I QUOTE:

I love a challenge. You know how to push my buttons don't you? Well, how do you like them apples?

[Hawg73]

I am a little surprised that nobody has posted a pic of the world's most athletic model. For our own Texan ex-patriot Pookie here's a shot of Anna cowgirl style.

How 'BOUT them cowgirls?

Originally posted by Hawg73
I love a challenge. You know how to push my buttons don't you? Well, how do you like them apples?


He's going to be alright Pook. Them apples is just fine. Another one plucked from the brink of sensibility.

[pookie]

Originally posted by Hawg73
I am a little surprised that nobody has posted a pic of the world's most athletic model. For our own Texan ex-patriot Pookie here's a shot of Anna cowgirl style.

How 'BOUT them cowgirls?

Oy vey!! I gotta have that! I'm such a slut! I'm really beginning to think that I'm truly a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

You're going to be just fine Hawg! We're glad to see you got over your Saturday Night Fever! Uh-oh, have I opened up a new can of worms????

[Hawg73]

Here is a photo of Britney Spears proving that she has matured as an entertainer and musician and would never resort to cheap and sleazy tactics to get attention for herself.

[pookie]

Brittany....yummmmmm!!!!

Hey, we almost forgot another very sexy female athlete....Gabby!

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by pookie
Brittany....yummmmmm!!!!

Hey, we almost forgot another very sexy female athlete....Gabby!

Pook,

You probably just scored major points with Alice for featuring a chick that is a real world-class athlete. I, on the other hand, am probably close to getting kicked out of here for that Britney shot.

:p

[pookie]

Originally posted by Hawg73
Pook,

You probably just scored major points with Alice for featuring a chick that is a real world-class athlete. I, on the other hand, am probably close to getting kicked out of here for that Britney shot.

:p

Hehehe... Ya, but you'll be Ok Hawg, you'd never get the boot. You could sell ice cubes to the eskimos for Pete's sake.

[pookie]

Isn't she pretty though? And swings a mean 3-Wood!! Natalie Gulbis - LPGA

[spinaltap]

i don't know who this kid is alice. all i know is that i never saw anything like that at a pats game! wish i did, it would make the inflated ticket prices a little easier to swallow.

[spinaltap]

alice, were you getting complaints from other people or just trying to keep it clean? i do feel honored to be the first one to get reprimanded for a post. i hope you don't think that i was being sexist or anything of that ilk. keep up the good work alice, i need a good woman to keep me in line. :)

[spinaltap]

how can i get an untucked t-shirt?

i did not know the FCC had it's eye on this sight. even if they do, what kind of regulatory rights do they have over the internet?

Originally posted by FallingAlice
You're right on Gabby Reece, but -- SURPRISE -- wrong on the Brittany Spears thing.

I can't help but admire a young woman half my age who has managed to turn herself into a millionaire/world celebrity.

(Oh and I'm not sure, but I think down at the bottom of the Kournikova picture, it appears that a penis-shaped object is sticking out from the bottom of the frame. Coincidence? I think not.)

I want to say that I am offended by the obvious and spurious attempts by Hawg and Pookie to court your favor. Have they no decency? This is after all the girlie thread and it must remain above all about the objectification of women. I remain true to the cause and will not sacrifice my integrity simply to win brownie points with the moderator. Gentlemen, I suggest you re-examine your priorities.

That said, here is another picture of Britney. What's that you say Alice? You admire Britney? Well it would appear that I have killed two birds with just the one stone....


p.s. -- As for the phallic object, I guess we know where your mind is Alice. All of the other railings in the background do have a similar appearance...or maybe it WAS just put there to appeal to the prurient FEMALE mind.

Whoops. Didn't attach...

[pookie]

Originally posted by NoRespect
I want to say that I am offended by the obvious and spurious attempts by Hawg and Pookie to court your favor. Have they no decency? This is after all the girlie thread and it must remain above all about the objectification of women. I remain true to the cause and will not sacrifice my integrity simply to win brownie points with the moderator. Gentlemen, I suggest you re-examine your priorities.


Now wait just one second there young man! I happen to truly believe that the young and upcoming Natalie Gulbis is one of the hottest chix in golf and Gabby Reese..... c'mon, what guy wouldn't want to set her at the net for a slam???? :hump: Huh?

Originally posted by FallingAlice
I don't know, Shurkis. He looks distraught and traumatized to me.

Yeah, that's it. Distraught and traumatized.

Funny, but none of you guys ever mentioned getting flashed by a female fan in the Pats Posters tell all thread.

Maybe we can find this kid, Shurkis, and request a first-person account of his experience.


I am distraught and traumatized. I missed the first act of official censorship. Some kids have all the luck.

So, tried to slip one past our Alice huh Shurkis? Nice try but you are going to have to be quicker than that. Alice is a goaltender and she is tough to beat stick side. Next time you want to slip a little nudity in you need to get some bodies in front of the net. The book on her is that she can be beaten high to the glove hand but I haven't tested it out myself.

Hey I am curious. We have been so well behaved (and blissfully free from trolls) that no one has even attempted to post obscenities. Does this site have any ****ing filters?

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by NoRespect
IHey I am curious. We have been so well behaved (and blissfully free from trolls) that no one has even attempted to post obscenities. Does this site have any ****ing filters?

I was thinking the same thing about the trolls. Here we are just having fun and talking about football and whatever and getting used to the idea that this is the way it is going to be. I wonder if this place pops up when you do a general search on the Patriots in Google?

I would be perfectly content if we never saw a troll in here but THAT will never happen.

p.s. I was lucky enough to see the pic that Shurkis posted and it was pretty funny, but I knew (sadly) that it had to go.

[Hawg73]

There is a song on the soundtrack of the remake of Oceans 11 that is a remix of an obscure Elvis Presley tune and the refrain is:

"A little less conversation and a lot more action" and that is a nice sentiment from the King.

So since I have been accused of being a shameless suckball to curry favor from Alice (untrue, there is some shame involved) and also of recent wussified behavior, I have decided to push the envelope a little and show a pic of my favorite 'lil cheerleader. I thought at first that there might have been a hint of nipple showing but I put the pic under an electron microscope and studied the pixelation detail and have decided it is only a shadow.

[pookie]

Here's one more in our age range, but most likely out of our league! Please note that the areolas are indeed covered by at least a sheer covering, thus meeting the patriotsplanet girly pic guidelines. What say ye fellow old men?

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Well, well, if it isn't NoRespect, agent provocateur.

So, we meet again, NoRespect.

...in my opinion, Hawg and Pookie have shown excellent judgment with their transparent attempt to curry favor. Kissing butt is a crucial survival technique.


And so we do Alice, and so we do.

If you want sucking up, then it is shameless sucking up that you shall have. That curry could use a little salt.

As for the impression that I was hoping to discredit the fair Britney, not at all. I was merely hoping to point out the irony of being able to hold her up as an icon of the female sex object while already having your approval on the subject. Currying and otherwise seasoning your favor while promoting my cause at the same time...did it work? Hmmmm.

And I agree, the Avengers was such a cool series and Emma Peel was very sexy. Often imitated but never duplicated. From that woman on The Pretender series, James Bond, Austin Powers and possibly even Get Smart. Secret Agent Man?

That's not a gun baby, THIS is a gun.

Originally posted by pookie
Here's one more in our age range, but most likely out of our league! Please note that the areolas are indeed covered by at least a sheer covering, thus meeting the patriotsplanet girly pic guidelines. What say ye fellow old men?


You both are doing the lord's work.

[pookie]

Originally posted by FallingAlice

I gotta talk to AustinChief about this. There has to be some switch he can put on it that changes the default.

There's gotta be a better way Alice.

[Austin]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
I gotta talk to AustinChief about this. There has to be some switch he can put on it that changes the default.

You should be able to click on the EDIT button on the "offending" POST and then look for a checkbox at the top that says DELETE... check that box than hit the DELETE button to the right... I think...

Go ahead and test it with my next post.

--Kyle

[Austin]

Here is my blatantly offensive post to be deleted....

[pookie]

Originally posted by Austin
Here is my blatantly offensive post to be deleted....

Bwwwwwaaaahahahahahahaha... That's hilarious!

Originally posted by Austin
Here is my blatantly offensive post to be deleted....


ROFL

[Hawg73]

That IS funny. Please keep Austin's post on here and delete mine instead. Is this offensive enough?

[Austin]

ok here is another that violates the rules...

a COMPLETELY EXPOSED TIT

(actually this is the Parus Major.. otherwise known as the Great Tit!)

[pookie]

Originally posted by Hawg73
That IS funny. Please keep Austin's post on here and delete mine instead. Is this offensive enough?

Yep! That sure is offensive alright! Matter of fact, it's downright disturbing and I'm afraid to go to sleep tonight in fear that I'll dream of that beauty sitting on my head Hawg!

[Austin]

ok.. this is it.. my last attempt at stretching the envelope.... a stunning shot of TITS and ASS!

Originally posted by Hawg73
That IS funny. Please keep Austin's post on here and delete mine instead. Is this offensive enough?

We have a winner. Thanks Hawg -- rest assured your sacrifice has not gone unnoticed.

Austin, thanks for showing us that great tit! Truly magnificent. Are you an ornithologist?

[Hawg73]

I won't let Austin outdo me with his dang offensive pics!!! Just cause you're a genius don't mean diddly to me!!!

Right back at you, Chiefboy with three sets of totally exposed NIPPLES!!!!:D

Damn, I just saw the tits and ass pic, I am quitting!!! You win. DRAT!!!!

[pookie]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Oh, g*d. Boys will be boys.

Alright, alright. I hate to be a shrew (not to be compared with a tit).

I kept the cartoon. I kept the tit. I kept the tits and ass. I kept the fat lady with love on her mind. (Some men like that you know.) I kept the fully exposed nipples.

I'm willing to turn a blind eye to a lot.

But KOURNIKOVA WENT!!!! :harumph:

A new official rule of the PatsPlanet Girlie Pic thread is NO KOURNIKOVA pictures.

Honestly, Hawg, can't you find some other blond trollop? There are a world of them out there. Or even a different tennis-player babe? Hingis and Sabatini are actually better looking than Kournikova, anyway, they're brunette's and they can ACTUALLY play the game.

But I have a question, Austin...can't anyone just go ahead and delete any post by clicking on "Edit" and then going to delete? I've edited my own posts this way before. And obviously, I can do it to other posters. But can a regular poster just go in and delete other's posts using this method?

No, Alice.... We can only edit or delete our own posts, while you being the cyber-equivalent of the bionic woman can nuke all of us with your admin rights.

I am afraid, however, that I shall now search high and low for any and all Anna Kourikova pictures and put them in this place, as she is one of the hottest chickies going right now. I hope you've got that "delete" finger in good shape.

[spinaltap]

Sorry Alice, I went for a little bit of humor during the work day. Some chick flashing her boobs at a browns game should not be offensive to anybody. Can I please re-post it? I don't think enough people saw that one.

[spinaltap]

a little bit of tyra anyone?

[spinaltap]

i couldn't resist this one. borderline perhaps? who the hell cares.......holy S**T!

[pookie]

Originally posted by shurkis
i couldn't resist this one. borderline perhaps? who the hell cares.......holy S**T!

Borderline??? No way man! That came outta SI and one can purchase SI at the local 7-11 and it doesn't have to have a special plastic wrapper on it, so it's PG-13 all the Shurk!

Pssst, Shurkis.... Find pics of Anna Kournikova.

[spinaltap]

I'll be looking for the Kournikova pictures soon enough. I just can't help but admire those wonderful swimsuits that SI advertises on a yearly basis. But answer me this: Do you think you'll ever see someone wearing a bathing suit like the one above at Hampton beach? Or any beach for that matter. Actually, Europeans really like to show their goods and I'm sure they've sold a few suits of that nature over there.

[spinaltap]

I know this isn't really a girlie pic. Someone sent this to me recently with the caption: "How men ruin a romantic evening".

[spinaltap]

the thought of obese, unshaven, smelt eating russian women makes me a little queezy.

[spinaltap]

might as well stay with the swimsuit theme. i really like this suit, it's got a great texture to it in that fantastic lighting scheme.

[spinaltap]

she's looking at me, i think she likes me!:thumb:

Originally posted by shurkis
Sorry Alice, I went for a little bit of humor during the work day. Some chick flashing her boobs at a browns game should not be offensive to anybody. Can I please re-post it? I don't think enough people saw that one.

Send it to me and I will edit it so that Alice doesn't find it unsightly. (Will a bhurka do Alice?)

NoRespect@PatriotsPlanet.com. And now if I can only remember the password...

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Now I know why I didn't get that graduate degree in public policy. There are absolutely no rules, no criteria, that aren't made absurd through their application.


That's profoundly true. And the way to illustrate that point anyone?...Alice? That would be by breaking them in order that they must either be enforced or overturned.

NoRespect, agent provocateur, at your service mademoiselle.

Official Girlie Thread Submission Rules.

Effective Immediately by order of FallingAlice: All women must be properly clothed in sheets, robes or burkas so that no actually flesh is visible. No obscene colors such as navy blue will be permitted -- just good old-fashioned linen. Donkeys and camels are permitted in the photos as needed.

(Trying it again...still have a problem with photos not inserting properly.)

How to violate the spirit or the rule without getting caught. Exhibit "A": What a nice______ you have there.

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Pelt?

:jester: I can see you are a most worthy adversary Alice. The correct answer of course was: "dam"

but you are quick... That's good. Now we can dispense with the formalities and let the real games begin...

Originally posted by shurkis
might as well stay with the swimsuit theme. i really like this suit, it's got a great texture to it in that fantastic lighting scheme.

The lighting is the Sun I believe. I like what I am seeing from you here Shurkis. Keep up the good work. You already have my vote for Rookie of The Year. See if you can find any more of these:

[pookie]

....after this, I graduate to the nicey-nicey photo shoot pics.

[pookie]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
...just can't leave well enough alone, can you?

I tried a diplomatic solution. I offered positions and no viable alternative was provided me.

Okay. I've drawn a line in the sand. It's war. And this is just the initial salvo. There's more where this comes from. Worse. Much, much worse.

Oooh, she's cute! Who does her hair Alice? You must tell me!

[Hawg73]

I would just like to state for the record that I have no problem with Alice blowing away the Anna pic that I posted. I thought it was pretty damn funny actually.

Alice - you aren't really getting upset are you?:grovel: Cause you're starting to scare me.:eek:

[pookie]

Originally posted by Hawg73
I would just like to state for the record that I have no problem with Alice blowing away the Anna pic that I posted. I thought it was pretty damn funny actually.

Alice - you aren't really getting upset are you?:grovel: Cause you're starting to scare me.:eek:

And you worry about me Hawg??? Sheesh, you scared of the bad-ass hockey goalie girl? Huh?

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Okay. I've drawn a line in the sand. It's war. And this is just the initial salvo. There's more where this comes from. Worse. Much, much worse.

Frankly, these are making me hot. Do you have more? I will of course resume posting Beefcake look-a-likes in the other thread. This is what in the cold war we referred to as "detente". MAD -- Mutual Assured Disgust.

This isn't over. It has only just begun.

Soccer chicks are so hot, don't you think?

[pookie]

Originally posted by NoRespect
Soccer chicks are so hot, don't you think?

They most certainly are NR! But I think that she was involved with that new tournament.... The Camel Toe Cup.

Originally posted by FallingAlice
I tried to identify that fanny...But I've never seen that butt before.

Besides that, my purported jealousy of soccer chicks is waaayyy overstated. Soccer chicks don't bother me. Soccer chicks can play.

Not even your own...?

Point taken about her being a soccer fan rather than a player. My mistake. Soccer fans are so hot aren't they?

I really wasn't trying to make you jealous. I tried to find a site entitled "Great Hockey Butts" but I think it was down for repairs or something.

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Well, they're hard to see through all that padding, you know.

I have to admit, of all professional sports, the hockey uniform is the least sexy.

And now that many are done using the "garter belt" it's gotten worse.

Ah, the garter belt. Nothing says hockey quite like it. Those were the days.... It has really suffered since they stopped wearing the petticoats as well. And don't get Hawg started about returning to the one piece bathing suits that had arms and legs...

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by NoRespect
Ah, the garter belt. Nothing says hockey quite like it. Those were the days.... It has really suffered since they stopped wearing the petticoats as well. And don't get Hawg started about returning to the one piece bathing suits that had arms and legs...

Yeah, whatever you do don't get him started on those.

Can you believe they actually wore those things? They must have sunk like a stone if they actually tried swimming in them.

Roaring Twenties ladies man: "You're a swell flapper sweatheart, what's under the flaps?

[Hawg73]

And yet more subversion.

This proves that in this match Anna scored at least two points .

GAME,SET and MATCH....Kournikova!!!!!

[pookie]

Why Alice, you've been busy.... I particulary like your collage of my favoritest, hottest, hotty of them all.... Maddie Albright...Mmmmmm yummy!

[pookie]

Nothing can compare to Madeline Albright, but next to her, here's another hottie worth considering.....

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Having a bit of fun on the beefcake thread, boys?

I leave my desk for a few hours and I come back to mayhem.

Take This!

Did you know that in 1992, more women fantasized about Hillary Rodham Clinton than they did any elected man (Democrat or Republican)?

I, for one, would LOVE to hear you source for this little fantastic tidbit of info. I DOUBT it, not in a world where Ted Kennedy still holds office and the fantasies of millions of women.

-and to fire back a volley at the Sigfried and Roy pic (It just figures that you would find these Teutonic poofs and post them in the girly thread) - I found yet another pic of your perky-nippled nemesis Anna and this time she's with: a white tiger. Take THAT!!!!

[pookie]

Originally posted by Hawg73

-and to fire back a volley at the Sigfried and Roy pic (It just figures that you would find these Teutonic poofs and post them in the girly thread) - I found yet another pic of your perky-nippled nemesis Anna and this time she's with: a white tiger. Take THAT!!!!

Go Hawg...Get busy bruthah!!! Fiesty tonite, eh bro? Sam Adams fueling that lil' fire?

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by pookie
Go Hawg...Get busy bruthah!!! Fiesty tonite, eh bro? Sam Adams fueling that lil' fire?

How correct you ah bruthah I got a wicked pissa buzz goin' and almost lost it goin' aroun' the rotary a minute ago.

[pookie]

Originally posted by Hawg73
How correct you ah bruthah I got a wicked pissa buzz goin' and almost lost it goin' aroun' the rotary a minute ago.

Now, reading that to myself, that sounds like none other than Toll Booth Willie!

[pookie]

Originally posted by FallingAlice

As far as Anna goes, the sad thing is....she thinks that Tiger is real.

Can't speak for the other boys, but hey, the dumber the better right? Doh!

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Hawg, Ted Kennedy may still hold office, but he holds the fantasies of NO women. He's fat and alcoholic. Most of the blood vessels in his face have long since burst. His eyes are yellow. So is his hair.

As far as Anna goes, the sad thing is....she thinks that Tiger is real.

So you want me to counterattack on Hillary? That would be too easy and I was not serious about the Seniah Senatah. He is truly a pantload.

Are you suggesting that Tiger pic is a fake? See the ranger hiding almost out of sight. There are other pics in the same group that show anna sensuously stroking some pelt.

On the Tiger, I meant.

Originally posted by Hawg73
It just figures that you would find these Teutonic poofs and post them in the girly thread...

Teutonic Poofs. :D We really must forge a strategy to combat this threat. One minute Siegfried and Roy, the next...all manner of teased and fancy Germanic she-men posing with large cats. Ah I shudder at the implications that this could have for the integrity of the girlie thread.

Then, just when we are reeling from this outrageous act she broadsides us with Madeline Albright! It is an unspoken declaration of war!

Well if it is war she wants, it is war she will get! Large women in spandex. The entire roster of the United States Congress, House AND Senate...and it doesn't stop there either. Hair bands of the 70s-80s. Air Supply. Elvis -- the bad years. Just when she thinks it can't get any worse we will hit her with the Professors of Engineering Calendar "The Men Behind the Glasses": MIT, Princeton, Stanford, Yale, Cal Poly, and (evil laugh) Texas A&M. She will beg for mercy.

Bring on your Aryan pretty boys: In the this virtual game of Limbo, we can go pretty low.

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Yup. Sure. I gotcha.

But tell me...what's up with the guy behind the Tiger? What's he doing? Did you notice him? What a weird shot.

I believe he is a ranger or trainer of whatever - notice the patch on this sleeve. It is logical to assume that he is there to throw himself between the high priestess of tennis and any danger that might be forthcoming should the tiger get "catty" over her presence.

Which leads me to believe that the tiger is probably female.

I'm sure that Mr. Ranger sir is probably hiding just out of view in this shot. His fantasy is that he could save the golden-locked
groundstroker's life and be rewarded by her everlasting gratitude and affection, but she supposedly likes hockey dudes, not tiger trainers.

[pookie]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Sorry to disappoint you guys, but here's a picture of Anna's mother spreading cream cheese on pirogis before Anna made it big.

IMHO, Mrs. Kournikova would look better with her babushka on.

I hate to spoil your fantasy, guys, but Russian women ALL wind up looking roughly like this, regardless of whether they immigrate to the West or not. Regardless of how much money they make. It's only a matter of time.

Far be it from me to judge.... but I'm beginning to smell a hint of jealousy.....

For all the doubters...here's another quick pic of our beloved Alice.....grrrrrrrr

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Hate to spoil a possible fantasy, but I'm on the short side (5-5), with brown eyes, short brown hair, athletic build, B/C-cup, gamine-like face...

But then again, if I were any of these things, I don't suppose I would spend the time I do moderating PatriotsPlanet and/or participating in adolescent flame wars on a girlie-pic thread.



You may have spoiled Pookie's fantasy but not my own... I love the urchin look.

As for this being an adolescent pastime, I must protest. What Pookie and I have been doing on the beefcake thread, now THAT is adolescent. Don't think you can just waltz in here with a few pictures of Slavic women and magicians and steal our thunder! I will have you know that we have worked hard to earn the mantle of immaturity and we have no intent to give it up that easily!

There is a difference between being playful and being immature. A huge difference. Part of emotional maturity is being comfortable with your own behavior.

Originally posted by FallingAlice
...it is soooooo hard to break into the old boys network. Here, I am, trying my best to give tit-for-tat....uhhh..let me rephrase that.... tat for tit....and still some loophole is found in the rulebook that leaves me, as a woman, looking in from the outside.

No matter how hard we as a sex try to break in, we still can't seem to grab the ultimate brass ring of male priviledge -- ADOLESCENT BEHAVIOR.

The final frontier I'm afraid. We've given in to an awful lot in the way of female whimsy in the last century or so. Women's suffrage? How ironic is that term? I think we are the one's doing the suffering.

"I want to vote, I want the right to work long hours for little pay, I want access to all-male universities, I want to conduct interviews in the men's locker room, I want to join a men's club and ruin it, I want a new pair of shoes, I want be treated like a man, I still want to be treated like a woman...I want it all."

Have we not acquiesced? And now you come for the last bastion of male achievement -- immaturity. You can have that too -- but you are going to have to win it from me.

...how do you know I'M NOT JUST AS CAPABLE as ANY MAN of performing a cannonball in my honeymoon bathtub, eh?

There you go again....that's OUR honeymoon bathtub.

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
[BYou have to admit, that Babushka was a brilliant stroke. Hawg remains silent on this one. He has to, because he knows it's true. Poor Anna. My heart goes out to her. [/B]

Truly it was brilliant and spilled a little wind from my sails. That Babushka pic was a devastating blow. When I saw it I couldn't get the song Who stole the kieshkas? out of my head. The old country. Fat ankles wrapped in support hose. Bread lines. bathtub vodka. HEY!!!! that's not all bad!!!

You are probably right about her brief babeilicious future. The second she gets hitched she will probably instantly transform into a Golda Meir lookalike.

It was really the combination of that and the sense that the old boy network is grinding you down. Trooper that you are. I wish there were more chicks on here but what can I do. Nothing. It doesn't take much to get me feeling guility about things that I can't control.

Bottom line is that you are doing a hell of a job standing up to the boys on their own turf and I am pretty impressed. Regardless of what NR and Pookie will say about me for "sucking up" to you.

One hell of a job and it can't be that easy.

Originally posted by FallingAlice
Wait a minute.

I've just been coopted!!!

Darn it to heck you guys. I can't win.


Awwwww. That's such a sad tune.....:(

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
[Bthe ultimate brass ring of male priviledge -- ADOLESCENT BEHAVIOR. [/B]

Hmmmmmmmmmm.

You may be on to something here. Now why has that never occured to me before? Adolescent behavior. Brass ring. Hmmmmm.

Sorry for the co-opting it was unintentional. I was actually trying to sound sympathetic and sincere but guess it doesn't really suit me all that well.

And what's with the 50's/60's references? I have noticed repeated mention of writers, actresses, actors many of whom are much hidden by the mists of antiquity. Hepburn, Ward Cleaver, Cary Crant, Dorothy Parker and others. Got a thing for the black and white days? You must be a fan of retro stuff since you can't be anywhere near old enough to have experienced it when it came out. Christ, even I'M not old enough for that.

They aren't making babes like Rita Hayworth anymore, but that Jayne Mansfield was severely overrated it terms of sex appeal. Once you take a good hard look she ain't all that. Hepburn? Nope, not this cowboy even if I didn't have to listen to her. I would however settle for Lauren Bacall in a pinch.

I have to admit NR, that was brilliant use of the internet with the Lisa sax gif. Now if you can just find one of her doing a glove save on a deflection in the slot......

[pookie]

Again, I take a day and a half away from our new stomping ground and you people are spinning out of control. This thread has turned from a girly pic thread to a mass-debate.... get it? I must go home this evening and post some near naked women back into this thread, so it can once again be the thread it once was..... the girly pic thread..... the most viewed thread on patriotsplanet.com.

Forgive us. What were we thinking...

[pookie]

Originally posted by NoRespect
Forgive us. What were we thinking...

Ahhhh!! Now that's more like it.


Maybe you guys could start an argumentative / competitive thread to see who can blow the other thread participants away with their mastery of the English language and massive, over-sized medula oblongata.

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by pookie
...and massive, over-sized medula oblongatas.

This what you meant Pook?

[Peg]

My thoughts EXACTLY, Alice... :)
BTW--I saw where you dissed me earlier in this thread, "Sistuh" and I will have you know that I am NOT hiding behind a "guise of technical incompetence!" I REALLY AM technologically-challenged!! So there! And as for saying that I am "just straddling the fence politically..." Well, umm, err, it ain't no fence that I be straddlin'! :)
Speaking of which--what is up with the brass ring now being defined as "adolescent behavior"?! I thought that it was previously defined as "getting laid." Did I miss something?! :)
p.s.--we gotta keep the beef-cake thread on-par with the girlie thread...

[pookie]

.

[freak]

Keeping with the sports focus of this board......

Wish I coulda put the WEEI pic of Candy instead. It was better, and she was wearing a Sox hat. But since she moved to the zone, they took her pic off the WEEI website.

http://www.1510wwzn.com/adams/adams_files/candy/Candy_top.jpg

[freak]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
By the way....THAT gentlemen, is Cammi Granato. The best American woman hockey player.

I prefer Tara Mounsey, but that is just because she's Mick Mounsey's sister, and I'm a UNH fan.

Must suck for Mick though......when your sister is 10x better than you are. And Mick's no slouch of a defenseman.

[freak]

Hehehehehehehehe.............

http://www.raceworx.com/funnypics/are%20people%20staring.gif

[freak]

If looks could kill.......

Check out that glare from the chick on the right, in the yellow tank.

http://www.czabe.com/vol10_april4/safin_chick.jpg

[Peg]

That would be on the LEFT, not the right, nincompoop! LOL! :)
Now get off the freakin' girlie thread, Freak, and respond to my welcome thread... Geez... One of the best football minds around and which thread do you first jump on, (like stink on sh*t, I might add!!)...
Ah well--I guess that boys will be boys... :)

[freak]

Originally posted by Peg
That would be on the LEFT, not the right, nincompoop! LOL! :)

:o

I was dazed and confused after being bombarded by the previous images in the thread.

That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

[Peg]

Yeah, Yeah--Likely story! LOL! :)
Well, I have to "make like a new bride's nightie and take off..." and go to Dartmouth for a late meeting... (Now I KNOW that I am getting old, if I think that 8:45pm is LATE!! LOL!) :)
Oh, well--as I said before: glad to have ya on-board. Now post early and often, but don't let your studies suffer, young man! :)

[freak]

http://www.celebrityheights.com/ProfilePics/AliLarter02-266.jpg

[freak]

http://www.acmecelebs.com/ali_larter/images/ali_larter_32.jpg

[freak]

http://www.tedstrong.com/graphics/cream8.jpg

and

http://www.tedstrong.com/graphics/cream9.jpg

[freak]

The last few are, of course, Ali Larter. Made famous by the last two pics especially.

Is she the perfect woman? Not only is she fond of sundae toppings, but she has this to say about her ideal man:

“I hate pretty-looking boys. I’d rather have a guy with a potbelly than one who’s in the gym all the time and watches what he eats.”

[pookie]

Originally posted by freak
The last few are, of course, Ali Larter. Made famous by the last two pics especially.

Is she the perfect woman? Not only is she fond of sundae toppings, but she has this to say about her ideal man:

Nicey nice Freak.... and welcome! I see you've settled right in. The girly thread and the ladies beefcake thread get a lot of action, but during the season, we actually had some football discussions going on. This technology is a far cry better than patriots.com eh?

I, for one, look forward to some of the draft knowledge that you may bring here. NoRespect and Uncle Hawg73 are very knowledgeable, but I'm not much of a college football expert, so the insight will be helpful.

[spinaltap]

hi elsa

[freak]

Anyone thirsty?

http://myjokemail.com/PerfectWoman.jpg

[pookie]

MNF hottie... Melissa Stark. Sure wish I could find a better picture of her!

[Hawg73]

WE'LL be the judges of that........

[freak]

I'd certainly need some First Aid with this girl.

http://www.kirsten-dunst-pictures.com/kd38.jpg

[pookie]

she'd do just fine.

[freak]

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/kirsten_dunst/gm_l4.jpg

[freak]

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/melissa_joan_hart/gm_l4.jpg

[Hawg73]

Freak,

Looks like you are kind of taken with the Girlie pic thread, eh?
Who can blame you- a thing like this can help us all get through the offseason.

[freak]

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/alyssa_milano/gm_l1.jpg

[freak]

Originally posted by Hawg73
Freak,

Looks like you are kind of taken with the Girlie pic thread, eh?
Who can blame you- a thing like this can help us all get through the offseason.

You've guys have really focused on models and such.

I'm also a wannabe movie buff, so I'll focus on the actresses.

I especially like ones with cultural impact.

[freak]

here is Brady's eye candy from earlier in the season. Could that be his apartment? nah......

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/tara_reid/gm_l2.jpg

[freak]

I started a Girlie pic thread at KFFL too. Told 'em I stole the idea from here. I'm pubbing the place when I can.

It remains to be seen whether foot will shut down the thread or not.

We had a 500+ post thread once, that began as a Light vs Klemm debate, and then evolved into seeing how long we could keep it going. We were trying to catch a post in the Philly forum about McNabb. I'm sure we woulda caught 'em, but foot shut down the thread for no reason. B@stard. :D

I figure if we can keep a girlie pic post going all year there, we'll have an all time record at KFFL. And it is so much more worth going through the entire post..........

:D

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by freak
I started a Girlie pic thread at KFFL too. Told 'em I stole the idea from here. I'm pubbing the place when I can.

It remains to be seen whether foot will shut down the thread or not.

We had a 500+ post thread once, that began as a Light vs Klemm debate, and then evolved into seeing how long we could keep it going. We were trying to catch a post in the Philly forum about McNabb. I'm sure we woulda caught 'em, but foot shut down the thread for no reason. B@stard. :D

I figure if we can keep a girlie pic post going all year there, we'll have an all time record at KFFL. And it is so much more worth going through the entire post..........

:D

I saw that over there. Good Luck :cool: If you want a humbling experience sometime check out Chiefsplanet.com the site that ultimately resulted in this one when FallingAlice got tired of the interface at Pats.com and bugged/cajoled/wheedled the webmaster Kyle into building one for us also. It's an interesting story on its own.

Anyway check the girlie thread over there. Last count it was 8000+.

I read most of the great Klemm debate and it was pretty funny and should never have been killed the way it was. Sometimes it can be a little on the uptight side over there, but it works so I can't knock it.

[freak]

http://www.fhmus.com/images/girls/alysonhannigan/1big.jpg

[pookie]

Originally posted by freak
I started a Girlie pic thread at KFFL too. Told 'em I stole the idea from here. I'm pubbing the place when I can.


I'll be damned, you sure did freak! And in grand style. I particularly like the Tara Reid pic. She looks hot, but at the same time she looks scared as hell. Maybe it IS at Brady's apartment and he showed her a little sumpin sumpin'....hmmm. Well, I'd never been over to that kffl site, but I'll check it out from time to time as a guest.

[patsfan]

Okay, I guess I'll jump into this thread as well.

[patsfan]

Any wrestling fans? How bout major gunz

[patsfan]

Or Trish Stratus?

[patsfan]

Torrie Wilson

[patsfan]

Everybody likes home cookin

[freak]

And more. Amazing how those geeks clean up. Quick, ask her what the square root of 829921 is, because I may need it.

http://cibermujeres.metropoliglobal.com/Images/Modelos/Rachel_Leigh/images/Rachel_Leigh_Cook_jpg.jpg

[freak]

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/christina_aguilera/gm_l1.jpg

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/christina_aguilera/gm_l10.jpg

[freak]

I don't care. I'm more interested in what she did last night. Naughty girl.

http://www.fhm.com/img/girls/hewitt/large/6.jpg

[Undertaker #59]

MORE Leelee Sobieski

http://www.destination.ca/~patricks/femmes/Leelee%20Sobieski.jpg


By the way, found this place from Freak's trolling on KFFL, I am mainly a lurker, but I thought this thread would be a good place to start :D

[Undertaker #59]

Another LeeLee

http://www.bookla.com/picsfall01/lelee_sobiskicymk.jpg

[freak]

So why did you take your post off the KFFL thread? At least, that is what I surmise you did.

[Undertaker #59]

Couldn't figure out the image thing on there.....is it the same syntax as here?

[freak]

Yeah, it is the same. I don't even use the IMG button here; I'm too used to writing it out.

image URL

[Undertaker #59]

Never mind...I figured it out.....thanks Freak.

[freak]

Yeah......that should be it.

By HTML tag, you mean the URL of the picture itself, right?

It may be the due to the website you took the picture from.

In the original post I made over there, I had a picture of Katie Holmes, which subsequently disappeared.

I also had problems with pictures I took at training camp this summer. Put 'em on a photo site, then tried to post 'em on the board. Some worked, some didn't, and those that did eventually disappeared too.

Some websites have some sort of protection I guess.

[Undertaker #59]

Nah....the problem was I had a space where I shouldn't have and didn't notice it....thanks for the help and pointing out this board.

[Undertaker #59]

The OTHER Joan of Arc and star of Fifth Element (with Bruce Willis) where this still came from, Milla Jovovich

http://mji.zeroth.net/pictures/fifth/fifth42.jpg

[Hawg73]

Now for another girl linked to a Pats player, the ultra-hot Lisa Guerrero (Coles) who used to be head of the Pats cheerleading squad back in the Dick MacPherson days. Story goes she was dating QB Hugh Millen for a while and then dumped him. A week later the team dumped him. Not a good week for the guy known as Huge Melon (he was smart).

She is now a co-host of fox sports Best damn sports show and was also in the Batman flick that had Nicholson as the Joker. I think she was married to LA Dodger Pedro Guerrero and is now dating Lou Merloni (or at least they are close friends).

[Hawg73]

And another one for the girlie thread....

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
:doh: In the meantime, I wind up looking like a cheap sl*t with a stalking personality.
:D

In all seriousness, it doesn't appear that way to me in the slightest. Your occasional self-consciousness about being the almost lone woman (I know Peg will come around if we can just pass the hat for computer lessons for her) is both appealing and at times pretty funny. You show true grit by standing up and representing your sex with style.

Just 'cause you seem to have a frightening handle on the male psyche and know how to have fun with the boys doesn't cast negative aspersions your way. Not to me anyway.

Any of you boys care to chime in on that one? I sense that Alice needs us.

Originally posted by FallingAlice
WILL YOU START POSTING some pictures then???
:banghead:


Alice does have a point here Peg.

Alice I would be happy to resume my efforts. I think Pookie and I posted some really groundbreaking stuff over there. And did we even get so much as a "thank you"? Please don't trivialize our contributions.

:D

Originally posted by Hawg73
Just 'cause you seem to have a frightening handle on the male psyche and know how to have fun with the boys doesn't cast negative aspersions your way. Not to me anyway.

Any of you boys care to chime in on that one? I sense that Alice needs us.


Yeah, I don't get cheap-slut-stalker vibes at all. I get more bookish-hockey-playing-one-of-the-guys-beefcake-surfing-in-her-spare-time-german-goalie-mask-wearing-slasher-chick (who hopes to one day rise to soccer mom.) Did I mention bookish?


:D You carry yourself with a great deal of dignity given what you have to put up with from Pookie.

Originally posted by FallingAlice
I have to say, I found the "Bullwinkle" pic strangely compelling.


It can see where it would be hard to ignore. Explains why Rocky was always so nervous. Bullwinkle must have been reading this thread.

--

Bookish, you know, another one of those German compliments like highly efficient and pragmatic.

[pookie]

Originally posted by NoRespect
Yeah, I get cheap-slut-stalker vibes. I get hockey-playing beefcake guys-surfing-in-her-goalie-mask-wearing-nothing.


:D You carry yourself with a great deal of dignity given what you have to put up with from Pookie.

Well, if that aint just a great big pile of dung! I'm the most well behaved male individual on this thread. NR and Hawg are apparently not married, so I get "married man" points just for that, right Alice? You are the sunshine in our lives Alice, that's why you'll always be around. Besides... look what NR REALLY wrote above in the quote.

Oh God, get me a bucket, quick! :Eason: :Eason: :Eason:

[Undertaker #59]

Just for FallingAlice, since she requested a tennis player without the initials AK earlier in this thread, I give you Gabriella Sabatini:

http://brad.tennis.free.fr/sabat1.jpg

[Undertaker #59]

And just because I was disappointed to come back this morning and see a whole bunch of chat in this thread and no new skin, I present the best looking Vulcan Star Trek ever had - Jolene Blalock

http://www.leh.net/~jolene/images/Maxim-Oct/gma_l9.jpg

Supposedly a photo of the Brazil women's soccer team getting ready to take the field... (it's not really them but who cares)

It appears to be raining... We needed the rain.

[pookie]

Originally posted by NoRespect
It appears to be raining... We needed the rain.

Ya, no doubt. Don't want yer turf dryin' out.....

BTW, I love Brazilian soccer!

[Undertaker #59]

Originally posted by NoRespect
Supposedly a photo of the Brazil women's soccer team getting ready to take the field... (it's not really them but who cares)


Oh my....if that was the case, I would suddenly find a reason to watch soccer...

[Undertaker #59]

Stacy Keibler - Former Ravens Cheerleader


http://www.owow.com/RingsideWith/Keibler/Gallery-6/15.jpg

[pookie]

*****Bump*****

[patsfan]

:thumb:

[patsfan]

:D

Just for you Peg.... Is this the type you like? :D

[Peg]

YEAH, BABY!!! :)
(One down, two to go... ) :)

[Peg]

Re: NhPatFans submission @#253 or so...
"Ooooooohhhh, What's THAT down there?!"...
Note: She IS a dumb blonde, btw... :)
2 down, one to go... :)

Originally posted by Peg
YEAH, BABY!!! :)
(One down, two to go... ) :)

That does not count. And Pookie has to preview the posts first. (Try not to get too excited, there are more pictures of HOT:fire: women on the way....)

[Peg]

Re: PatsFan #262:
"You lookin' at me?!... You lookin' at me?!... You lookin' at me?!... Oh-- then--" Got Milk?!" Happy Valentine's Day! :)
p.s.--three down, none to go... :)

Originally posted by Peg
Re: PatsFan #262:Got Milk?
p.s.--three down, none to go... :)


Funny, but of course they don't count.

Here's another for you Peg...

[Peg]

NoRespect: F*ck you!! :)
btw--I am watching the Golden Globes and I just wanted to let you know that an old boyfriend of mine, one KENNETH JOHNSON, of "The Shield" will be on stage later on the NBC West Coast airing of the awards ceremony for the BEST Drama Series (or something along those lines...) He is the GOOD LOOKING blonde, with the spiked "do" on the left side of the stage about two people over from the guy accepting the award... Truly!... Madly!... Deeply!... :)
Trust me... Write to him and ask him if he "knows" someone named "Peg" from growing up in Vermont... Seriously... :)
p.s.--He played football at UConn...

[Peg]

NR--Again I say: F*ck you, man! :)
The bet was between myself and Pookie...
You have NO SAY about my commentaries, nor will you ever have... heh-heh! :)
Now, carm down and go watch the Golden Globes... :)
BTW--Pookster--we are even, man! :)

Originally posted by Peg
NR--Again I say: F*ck you, man! :)
The bet was between myself and Pookie...
You have NO SAY about my commentaries, nor will you ever have... heh-heh! :)
Now, carm down and go watch the Golden Globes... :)
BTW--Pookster--we are even, man! :)

Hey watch your language. There are children that come here to read this thread....

We shall see about OVER.

[pookie]

Hey there big Sis...

Seems I have won the bet. I will be submitting pictures onto this Girlie Thread so that you may point out the lovely attributes of the fine young women that I will post. I can not post these pictures during the day, as it would not be a wise carreer move on my part to surf for marginally explicit pictures at work.

There's no reason for you kids to argue. I would have upheld my end of the deal if the Eagles had won. But, they did not and now it is time to pay the piper. I wouldn't quite say that we are even... a couple of funny comments embedded way down in the thread do not constitute the bet being settled. I want explicit commentary girl.

But if you are going to reneg on the bet or cuss me out, that is ok sis... I'm growing accustomed to the women in my life "changing their mind" about things.:banghead:

Originally posted by pookie
I cannot post these pictures during the day, as it would not be a wise career move on my part to surf for marginally explicit pictures at work.

Some companies do not understand the obvious health benefits that "marginally" attired women can have on the workforce. Their loss. Someday Pook, we will live in world that embraces female nudity as we do. Until then it is probably wise to refrain.

There's no reason for you kids to argue. I would have upheld my end of the deal if the Eagles had won. But, they did not and now it is time to pay the piper. I wouldn't quite say that we are even... a couple of funny comments embedded way down in the thread do not constitute the bet being settled. I want explicit commentary girl.

We were not arguing Pook, I was merely pointing out Peg's responsibilities with regard to the aforementioned bet -- and she was cheating. No arguing going on at all. I do believe the f-word in question was invoked in a loving manner. The smiley is her way of saying what she wants -- and then retracting it.

Lucky bear, a very lucky bear.

Did I mention I like brunettes? Salma Hayek is yummy.

[pookie]

Originally posted by NoRespect
Did I mention I like brunettes? Salma Hayek is yummy.

Yes you did. Yes she is. I should not be looking at this at work. It makes getting out from behind the desk difficult and embarrasing.

Originally posted by pookie
I should not be looking at this at work. It makes getting out from behind the desk difficult and embarrasing.

ROFL
Don't you hate that? "Pookie, please come down to my office for a moment will you?" Well, I'm not getting up right now so here's another.


This one shows Fernanda nursing the hungry little guy...

Make sure you are seated for this one Pook

[pookie]

Originally posted by NoRespect
Make sure you are seated for this one Pook

Holy *bleep*! I'm gonna need some quiet time alone now.....

[Hawg73]

I go away for 3 days and the girlie pic thread is positively sputtering with just a few pics (some good quality though) and talk of Pookie's need to whip up a batch. For shame.

I know how much Pook likes those cowgirls so I dug one up.
Let's get this show on the road with the trashy Carmen Electra nee Rodman.

[pookie]

Thanks Hawg! How 'bout the cold weather? This winter weather can give you an awful case of dry skin. I think this little number might have a little "itch" to scratch..

[Hawg73]

Originally posted by FallingAlice
That's our Pookie.

:thumb:

Alice,

Was that soundbite Wally Cleaver? Damn I love any and all "Leave it to Beaver references". (let the beaver puns begin).

Originally posted by Hawg73
I go away for 3 days and the girlie pic thread is positively sputtering with just a few pics (some good quality though) and talk of Pookie's need to whip up a batch.


:LOL:

[Hawg73]

"Gee Wally, gettin' my picture posted in the Girlie pic thread makes me feel kinda creepy and junk"

[pookie]

Originally posted by Hawg73
"Gee Wally, gettin' my picture posted in the Girlie pic thread makes me feel kind of creepy and junk"

Nice Beav Hawg! With ball in hand, no less.

[Hawg73]

"Yes Pookie come in, I need to speak with you privately about some things that I have heard regarding your use of the company's computers for possibly inappropriate non-business uses."

"Close the door behind you....... actually why don't you just lock the door behind you and we'll have a little private discussion about these rumors I've been hearing and your future in the company. You see, I have plans for you Pookie, BIG plans...."

Want to see an airbrushed Kournikova pic? Exhibit "A"

Exhibit "B" -- it's fake.

[pookie]

Originally posted by NoRespect
Exhibit "B" -- it's fake.

But we LIKE the fake one!!

Originally posted by pookie
But we LIKE the fake one!!

Pretty convincing isn't it? Brings a new dimension to the real or fake debate.


These are real.

[pookie]

Originally posted by NoRespect
Pretty convincing isn't it? Brings a new dimension to the real or fake debate.


These are real.

I think you're right. Those are her real eyes, not contacts!

Like eyes? Better sit down Pook. Here's Brooke.

[pookie]

Originally posted by NoRespect
Like eyes? Better sit down Pook. Here's Brooke.

Not bad, NR.. But here's my kinda girl. My only question is: With all of that beautiful blonde hair, why would she go and color her roots brown????!

[pookie]

.

Good job Pook. Here's another:

[pookie]

and another

Originally posted by pookie
and another


Okay, but just one more and then I am done.

Me likey Angel.

Last one...Kim

[Undertaker #59]

http://www.members.shaw.ca/cafecasta/vs-laetitia-casta-09.jpg

[Undertaker #59]

http://www.modelspring.com/images/articles/kellyg3big.jpg

[Undertaker #59]

http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/images/tattoo/seymour07.jpg

[Undertaker #59]

http://www.kenny2k.com/pics/heidi/Klum%20Heidi2.jpg

[Undertaker #59]

And a loosely football related one. This is the black haired chick in that new Miller Lite catfight commercial:

http://www.kitanabaker.com/Preview/images/prewitch.jpg

Undertaker five-niner,

Since you are new to the rules of PatriotsPlanet in general and the girlie thread in particular I must inform you that the pic in #309 is in violation of our BBS regulations 307-92, subsection 4:

This is a non-smoking forum.

But seriously, while I will allow the minor transgression (there is some shrubbery visible and there appears to be a bit of a nip in the air) I cannot promise that it will not be deleted by some of the other moderators who are "less-moderate" than myself.

Please keep this in mind in the future and thank you for flying PatriotsPlanet.

[pookie]

Originally posted by NoRespect
Undertaker five-niner,

Since you are new to the rules of PatriotsPlanet in general and the girlie thread in particular I must inform you that the pic in #309 is in violation of our BBS regulations 307-92, subsection 4:

This is a non-smoking forum.

But seriously, while I will allow the minor transgression (there is some shrubbery visible and there appears to be a bit of a nip in the air) I cannot promise that it will not be deleted by some of the other moderators who are "less-moderate" than myself.

Please keep this in mind in the future and thank you for flying PatriotsPlanet.

What's funny is I can't see that picture. It just shows up as a little x, as if the picture can not be displayed. What am I missing?If there is at least a sheer covering on the shrubbery? If so, then see thru should be ok and I must protest. See section 1-069 please of the code.

[Undertaker #59]

OOps

Sorry...I didn't even notice when I found the picture, I thought everything was covered. I will try to be more careful in the future I suppose. (that is if anyone is actually enjoying any of these postings)


But, seriously, what ARE the guidelines? Do see-through coverings count? I mean that doctored Anna Kournikova pic leaves nothing to the imagination. It certainly shows more than #309, though technically 309 has no covering. So if there is ANY kind of covering is it appropiate?

Not trying to start an argument here, I just don't want to be chastised again :)

[Undertaker #59]

Originally posted by pookie
What's funny is I can't see that picture. It just shows up as a little x, as if the picture can not be displayed. What am I missing?If there is at least a sheer covering on the shrubbery? If so, then see thru should be ok and I must protest. See section 1-069 please of the code.

No, she is completely nude, but her arm covers most of her breast (though I guess the nub on the further one can be seen, though it is in heavy shadow) and a lifted leg covers the interesting area between legs hereto referred as BURBANK.

But it is true that just a LITTLE bit of the top of the hair north of BURBANK can be seen, which I did not notice when I found the picture.

Moderators, feel free to delete if it crosses a line.

Originally posted by pookie
What's funny is I can't see that picture. It just shows up as a little x, as if the picture can not be displayed. What am I missing?If there is at least a sheer covering on the shrubbery? If so, then see thru should be ok and I must protest. See section 1-069 please of the code.

Your protest is duly noted. However there is no sheer covering on the shrubbery just a small exposed area of underbrush. I might remind you that if you do protest and lose it will cost you a time-out. Article 7 clearly states that there can be no exposed shrubbery and the evidence appears to be indisputable.

She is quite fit though. I could -- as public service -- email you the photo. Do you have a PatriotsPlanet.com email address?

Odd that the photo would show up on some but not all systems? Anyone know why that would be -- Austin perhaps?

[pookie]

Originally posted by NR
Your protest is duly noted. However there is no sheer covering on the shrubbery just a small exposed area of underbrush. I might remind you that if you do protest and lose it will cost you a time-out.
If I had a red flag in my sock, I would throw it mightily into this forum for a review and subsequent overturning of the ruling of the moderator!


She is quite fit though. I could -- as public service -- email you the photo. Do you have a PatriotsPlanet.com email address?
Why yes I do.... What a coincidence! That would be pookie@patriotsplanet.com. What a nice new site this is to offer it's members custom email addresses and such!


Odd that the photo would show up on some but not all systems? Anyone know why that would be -- Austin perhaps?
I doubt that Austin has anything to do with my not being able to see the hedging. I think it has more to do with the damn filters and rules on the proxy server here at work.