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Undertaker #59
09-29-2006, 08:22 AM
Spamming the moderators of this board is NOT the way to get access to the main forum. Now all you will be able to see is this forum.
:LOL: ROFL ROFL ROFL :LOL:
The ultimate assclown status....
RhodyPatsFan
09-29-2006, 08:33 AM
No Girlie Pic Thread for you...
Undertaker #59
09-29-2006, 08:44 AM
You can still post in here, Dolphin22. Your PM gave me a nice chuckle.
Feel free to debate anything you want in here. It is possible to regain full membership after assclowning, but very rare.
Your assclowning was not a unilateral decision. This board is run by its members.
The*Big*Lebowski
09-29-2006, 12:19 PM
Wait, I thought he didn't care???
Too bad you can't just trun off his PM abilities.
RoadGrader
10-02-2006, 07:41 AM
Originally posted by Undertaker #59
You can still post in here, Dolphin22. Your PM gave me a nice chuckle.
Feel free to debate anything you want in here. It is possible to regain full membership after assclowning, but very rare.
Your assclowning was not a unilateral decision. This board is run by its members. and the board members decided that ~
Dolphin22 = (_?_)
PA_PATS_FAN54*
10-04-2006, 07:42 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v735/duffy_5669/SBXXXIXskix3.jpg
patriotspride
10-04-2006, 10:35 AM
the assclown asylum is hillarious lmao .every message board should have one .ROFL
RhodyPatsFan
10-04-2006, 10:37 AM
This guy doesn't even have the stones to show his face since his beloved Dolphins lost to Houston.
BY1401
10-04-2006, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by RhodyPatsFan
This guy doesn't even have the stones to show his face since his beloved Dolphins lost to Houston.
You mean since Houston was made a part of the vast NFL/Masonic conspiracy.
Yeah. What a turd.
3 Point Stan
10-05-2006, 01:56 PM
Is Dolphin22 not going to come here to debate this week's game?
C'mon, man. Don't be a bag of dicks. Get back here. I would like to hear your take on the Las Vegas odds makers conspiracy to make the Patriots 10-point favorites this week against Miami.
Dolphin22
10-08-2006, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by Undertaker #59
You can still post in here, Dolphin22. Your PM gave me a nice chuckle.
Feel free to debate anything you want in here. It is possible to regain full membership after assclowning, but very rare.
Your assclowning was not a unilateral decision. This board is run by its members.
Good Luck Pat Fans....I moved and won't be online till the 17th...don't want you bannana heads to think I ran out on you dips....Yea...the dolphins "O" line is Horrible & so is Cullpecker
but I still think we can overcome all that against this extremely over-rated 3-1 team
Where were the Bengals last week ???...they just didn't want to score..maybe Kraft needed that win to keep that stupid NFL "Woopi" doo record of not losing 2 games in a row alive...
I'll be "Back""
Undertaker..please post this for me...I havn't read the forums but know all you born-agains problably thought I left...
Bandwagoneer*
10-08-2006, 05:45 PM
Like Culpepper, Saban's good reputation and Miami's playoff hopes, you won't be missed at all.
BizarroAnnihilus
10-09-2006, 07:58 AM
Originally posted by Dolphin22
Good Luck Pat Fans....I moved and won't be online till the 17th...don't want you bannana heads to think I ran out on you dips....Yea...the dolphins "O" line is Horrible & so is Cullpecker
but I still think we can overcome all that against this extremely over-rated 3-1 team
Your Dad get a new job, or is he in the military? It's rough moving during a school year and everything. But don't worry, with your sunny disposition and ability to win friends, you'll be dating cheerleaders at your new school in no time. Maybe you could even use the family truckster to take 'em cruising for a burger and such.
BTW, no biggie or anything, but this 'extremely over-rated team' is actually 4-1.
Alcoholic9*
10-09-2006, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by Dolphin22
Yea...the dolphins "O" line is Horrible & so is Cullpecker
but I still think we can overcome all that against this extremely over-rated 3-1 team
So how's that working out for you? :D
With the second pick of the 2007 draft, the Miami Dolphins select.......
The*Big*Lebowski
10-10-2006, 08:38 AM
Is it the 17th yet?!?!
mikiemo83
10-10-2006, 09:33 AM
Originally posted by Alcoholic9
So how's that working out for you? :D
With the second pick of the 2007 draft, the Miami Dolphins select....... Quarterback Chris Leak Florida
Dolphin22
10-10-2006, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by BizarroAnnihilus
Your Dad get a new job, or is he in the military? It's rough moving during a school year and everything. But don't worry, with your sunny disposition and ability to win friends, you'll be dating cheerleaders at your new school in no time. Maybe you could even use the family truckster to take 'em cruising for a burger and such.
BTW, no biggie or anything, but this 'extremely over-rated team' is actually 4-1.
Not only the most overated...but when will they actually win a game all on their own without the refs, or the opponent not shooting themselves in the foot etc...
17 of your 20 points the Pats moved the ball all of a total of 30 yards & a pass interferance 1st & goal call..."YA HOO!!!
face it "dreamers you "Again" were absolutly "Not " the best team on the field but yet won at KRaFT" Stadium...
Questions:
[1] are you all bragging about the "Great" Tom Brady being 27th in the League with a 54% completion %...even Miami's 17th...
[2] How do beanheads feel that your Patriots "Thunder & Lightning"... Dillon & Macarony can only run against the 27th-29th & 31st worse run defenses in the NFL... Jets-Billsc & Cincy...but look like "Shit" against real defences like Denver & Miami..."Awsome" on your way to SuperBowl # 4
[3] Seems like Jr. Seau was an improvement from last years 26th worst Defence & 31st worst secondary...now after 4 games the pats are 16th in "D" & improved to 24th against the pass...looking sharp...but still 11 games to go,
[4] So whats the excuse this week when you all have to again justify a "Win" against a poor 1-4 Miami Team that has a ton of changes & alot work to do and still is more impressive than these 3 time SB "Chumps"
Dolphin22
10-10-2006, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by Undertaker #59
Spamming the moderators of this board is NOT the way to get access to the main forum. Now all you will be able to see is this forum.
Undertaker...get me back in the forums...you idiots need me there, you all must be sick of stroking it with all the Bullshit of how great the Pats are at 4-1 .....trying to make each other believe the Patriots are anything but a medicre team t best in the NFL and aways will be....
Undertaker #59
10-10-2006, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by Dolphin22
Undertaker...get me back in the forums...you idiots need me there, you all must be sick of stroking it with all the Bullshit of how great the Pats are at 4-1 .....trying to make each other believe the Patriots are anything but a medicre team t best in the NFL and aways will be....
That's up to you, man. You have to convince the membership to let you back in there. Feel free to start a poll and plead your case.
BTW, in your arguments against the Patriots, you spend WAY too much time looking at rankings. Are you a fantasy football geek or something? The only stat that matters is the scoreboard. Nothing else matters.
RhodyPatsFan
10-10-2006, 02:12 PM
Screw this guy, he's lucky he's not banned. :4321:
Moebius
10-10-2006, 02:57 PM
Originally posted by Undertaker #59
That's up to you, man. You have to convince the membership to let you back in there. Feel free to start a poll and plead your case.
BTW, in your arguments against the Patriots, you spend WAY too much time looking at rankings. Are you a fantasy football geek or something? The only stat that matters is the scoreboard. Nothing else matters.
You've got it all wrong, UT. It's not stats he's looking at, it's the conspiracies. Don't you know that the Pats pay off the refs every game just so calls go their way (much like in the playoffs last year)? I mean c'mon, they're only 4 and 1 because of every single conceivable factor except playing the game better than a given opponent.
Sheesh, the putz give real assclowns a bad name. We need a pond-scum forum for those who can't even handle it as assclowns.
Alcoholic9*
10-10-2006, 04:27 PM
Personally I think it might be fun to let him out of the bag for a little while. I have got to see him justify his 1-4 team being better than a 4-1 team. :D
It's only gonna get worse for the Dolphins too. Can you imagine how absolutely apeshit he'll be in a few weeks when the Phins are like 1-7 or whatever? ROFL
Besides we can always put him back here if he gets too out of control. ;)
Mark_Henderson
10-11-2006, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by BizarroAnnihilus
with your sunny disposition and ability to win friends, you'll be dating cheerleaders at your new school in no time
This clearly would only happen in Annihilus' "bizarro" world.
sonsofkraftybob
10-11-2006, 03:21 PM
This mediocre team will finish 15-1.
If we get a friggin wideout deep threat. 14-2 if we don't.
Miami will finish 2-14...yes, I gave Miami credit for a win somewhere along the way. Drafting #2 behind Oakland....maybe even the #1 if oakland gets lucky a couple times.
Who you gonna take in the draft? You defense is old. Maybe start there. You need a QB....Brady Quinn? You will need a running back by the end of the year cuz Brown will feel like this year was 5 years.
Dolphin22
10-11-2006, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by sonsofkraftybob
This mediocre team will finish 15-1.
If we get a friggin wideout deep threat. 14-2 if we don't.
Miami will finish 2-14...yes, I gave Miami credit for a win somewhere along the way. Drafting #2 behind Oakland....maybe even the #1 if oakland gets lucky a couple times.
Who you gonna take in the draft? You defense is old. Maybe start there. You need a QB....Brady Quinn? You will need a running back by the end of the year cuz Brown will feel like this year was 5 years.
We don't need to draft a QB if we can just play that great Patriot "D" every week....Harrington was the best QB on the field sunday...he looked like Montanna against one of the worst secondaries in the NFL...
How do you all feel about the "Great" Tom Brady as the 27th worst QB in the NFL with a 54% completion percentage....Hall of Fame numbers...or are you all still whining about Deon Branch ???
Look around the League, 75% of the teams don't have a WR's core with a Harrison - Moss - Owens - Chambers type reciever...so quit your cry baby excuses why Tom sucks especially against the good defences
Dolphin22
10-11-2006, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by Alcoholic9
Personally I think it might be fun to let him out of the bag for a little while. I have got to see him justify his 1-4 team being better than a 4-1 team. :D
It's only gonna get worse for the Dolphins too. Can you imagine how absolutely apeshit he'll be in a few weeks when the Phins are like 1-7 or whatever? ROFL
Besides we can always put him back here if he gets too out of control. ;)
I'm a realistic fan...unlike you born agains....The Dolphins can't be a great team every year..we have problems ...no doubt & we are not a play-off caliber team this year...but it will take about 25 years of bad Dolphin teams to get us out of every great NFL history breaking top 5 nfl teams ever...
just like the extremely over rated 4-1 Patriots who just as easily could have the same record...they don't look like any play-off caliber team either...they struggled against every team they played so far & look horrible...but as you all know
It's better to be "LUCKY" than "Good""
mikiemo83
10-11-2006, 05:17 PM
D22, your selective stats mean sh!t
Brady is
tie 1st TD's
7th in rating
5th in yards
while having 2 RB's in the top ten keeping his attempts down therefore not allowing a rhythm to be set in place with the WR's, but wait a bye week and time for Tom and the receiving crew to get the rhythm method down and connect
of course to make my stats look better I went AFC only so D22 stats other than wins mean sh!t
your love, the Dolphins, will get better soon, last season's win streak clouded a lot a "experts" judgement.
Alcoholic9*
10-11-2006, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by Dolphin22
they struggled against every team they played so far & look horrible
Cinncinatti is one of the best teams in the AFC.....
38-13
Lets compare that to your lowly one win against one of the worst teams in the league.....
13-10
Your honor, I rest my case. :p
Alcoholic9*
10-16-2006, 08:32 AM
So Dolphin22.....
How's that 1 and 5 team looking? ROFL
Look on the bright side, you still have that awesome historical winning percentage. ROFL ROFL ROFL
Benign Despot
10-16-2006, 09:56 AM
It'a all part of the conspiracy
The Dolphins were the best. SI said so, ergo the fact that they are 1-5 is PROOF that the NFL is conspiring to keep the Dolphins Down.
FREEEEEE RICKKKKYYYYYYY!!!!!
O.Z.O.
10-16-2006, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by Dolphin22
I'm a realistic fan...unlike you born agains....The Dolphins can't be a great team every year..we have problems ...no doubt & we are not a play-off caliber team this year...but it will take about 25 years of bad Dolphin teams to get us out of every great NFL history breaking top 5 nfl teams ever...
just like the extremely over rated 4-1 Patriots who just as easily could have the same record...they don't look like any play-off caliber team either...they struggled against every team they played so far & look horrible...but as you all know
It's better to be "LUCKY" than "Good""
Ya see ***hole, what you don't understand is that what matters is who has more points when the clock goes off.
Now, as far as Harrington looking like Montanna against the Pats, I'm sure your right- pretty sure if Montanna had a game where he threw for no TDs, 2 picks and his team had under 300 total yards- HE WOULD HAVE LOST TOO!!
Damn you're an idiot!
:LOL: ROFL :LOL:
The*Big*Lebowski
10-16-2006, 11:51 AM
I can't believe this guy isn't a teenager. His argumentative skills rival that of my 5 year old son, who just keeps repeating the same thing over and over and over until you finally give up and tell him he is right just so he'll shut up for 5 seconds.
Everytime the dolphins LOOSE it's REDACULOUS.
mikiemo83
10-16-2006, 01:31 PM
take it easy on fish boy, he has nothing else to look forward to but the Fins and they suck.
this tends to make me think his life sucks also and hopefully there are no sharp objects around him
O.Z.O.
10-16-2006, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by mikiemo83 on 10-16-2006 at 02:31 PM
take it easy on fish boy, he has nothing else to look forward to but the Fins and they suck.
this tends to make me think his life sucks also and hopefully there are no sharp objects around him
I can throw him a couple razor blades...:banghead:
Dolphin22
10-20-2006, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by Benign Despot on 10-16-2006 at 10:56 AM
It'a all part of the conspiracy
The Dolphins were the best. SI said so, ergo the fact that they are 1-5 is PROOF that the NFL is conspiring to keep the Dolphins Down.
FREEEEEE RICKKKKYYYYYYY!!!!!
SI never should have predicted that....it just gave Bobby Kraft a heads up on his competition & secured the division early with his cash !!!...
4 holding calls on Buffalo in 4th Qrt. every time they were in FG range to win...no holding for the Pats against Bills swarming defensive front pressuring Brady all day long...sounds fair !!!
2 missed Fg's for the Dolphins in the sandbox & a bullshit automatic 1st & goal call for the Pats in 4th Qrt. to secure win as usual...the best team on that field was not the Patriots...rushing for 2.1 yards a carry & Tommy Boy throwing for his 50% completeion rating...."Awsome" Superbowl material
Alcoholic9*
10-20-2006, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by Dolphin22 on 10-20-2006 at 12:36 PM
SI never should have predicted that....it just gave Bobby Kraft a heads up on his competition & secured the division early with his cash !!!...
4 holding calls on Buffalo in 4th Qrt. every time they were in FG range to win...no holding for the Pats against Bills swarming defensive front pressuring Brady all day long...sounds fair !!!
2 missed Fg's for the Dolphins in the sandbox & a bullshit automatic 1st & goal call for the Pats in 4th Qrt. to secure win as usual...the best team on that field was not the Patriots...rushing for 2.1 yards a carry & Tommy Boy throwing for his 50% completeion rating...."Awsome" Superbowl material
So who you planning on drafting this year Dolphin22? I think you should take a QB, lord knows you need one. :D
harrisonhits
10-20-2006, 12:05 PM
Ah ha ha ha ha. Claims about the refs being biased are the last refuge of a fan who is too blind or stupid to accept his team SUCKS. Its the single lamest excuse you can make to defend you team.
<<
2 missed Fg's for the Dolphins in the sandbox
>>
Hmmm I seem to remember Mare missing field goals in the Fins stadium where they often have to kick from the baseball field base paths which are guess what "dirt and sand". Our field may be beat up at the moment but it will be resodded. Playing on a baseball field guarantees there will always be a shitty surface.
Alcoholic9*
10-20-2006, 12:14 PM
So Dolphin22, how do you feel about your so-called savior Saban (who can't hold Belichick's jock) making one of the biggest blunders in NFL history taking Culfumbler over Brees? He's a real genius huh? :dith:
I bet you'd have a better record if Wannstedt were still there. :p
On the plus side, Saban has imprroved his challenge flag throwing skills. ROFL
The*Big*Lebowski
10-20-2006, 12:24 PM
Please tell me this guy has not procreated.
cka203
10-20-2006, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by The Big Lebowski on 10-20-2006 at 01:24 PM
Please tell me this guy has not procreated.
I don't think that's possible :jerkit:
mikiemo83
10-20-2006, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by The Big Lebowski on 10-20-2006 at 01:24 PM
Please tell me this guy has not procreated. you need a partner to do that - enough said - his favorite date is a porn Movie, a bottle of Jergens moisturizer and his dirty tube sock, after a night with them he smokes a cigarette and splashes AXE around his room so his Mom won't catch him
so Spankie22 - you really serious about this whole pay off theory or are you just longing for he days of Dandy Don Shula running the Rules Committee
http://img.timeinc.net/instyle/images/2006/products/April/BBB/031706_jergens_01b.jpg
The*Big*Lebowski
10-20-2006, 12:33 PM
Good, cuz that would be redaculous
Dolphin22
10-20-2006, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by harrisonhits on 10-20-2006 at 01:05 PM
Ah ha ha ha ha. Claims about the refs being biased are the last refuge of a fan who is too blind or stupid to accept his team SUCKS. Its the single lamest excuse you can make to defend you team.
You people make me laugh...!!!
I truly don't care the Dolphins are having a losing season...it's rare for us when we average 10 wins a season in the past 40 yrs..."Best ever in the NFL....
and even averaged 9 wins since 2000 during the Patriots so-called Dynasty years...yea !!! They sure SUCK !!! I'd hate to be a Fan of the Dolphins.
Instead, I'm so jealous...I wish i was a born again make believe Patriot Fan...and went through 37 years of misery & finally because of nothing but referee favortism & contraversial games have 3 "Cinderella" Super bowl rings with "NO" respect !!!!!
Who's the most overated team in the NFL at 4-1 ????...I'll give you all a few hints...
[1] Tom Brady 54 % completion is 27th worst in the NFL
[2] RB's Dillon & Marony averaged "ONLY" 2.1 yds a carry against the 2 good defences they faced..Denver & Miami...Ran Good against the Jets-Bills-Bengals... the 3 worst Run Defences in NFL
[3] Losman, Harrington and Plummer looked like next coming of Montanna & against that fabulous secondary, and were the best QB's on the field compared to Tommy Boy & his 50% comp. rating
[4] so you know it's not about the Dolphins...then we have the referee's to make sure the Patriot's win if the opponent threatens them...
Just look at the 4th Qtr of the Bills game alone for proof...you explain & justify why the Bills recieved 4 holding calls in 1 Qrt when the Pats recieved none in the whole game against a pressured front 7 that sacked Brady 3 times, knocked down 4 balls, and hurried him 11 times & forced 2 Int's,,,didn't tom have like 80 yards throwing in that game ????
When are you F%$#ING idiots going to actually watch football with reality and believe in the facts...everything I just wrote is a fact & can be proven...you tell me you should all be bragging on this team ???
Dolphin22...
Alcoholic9*
10-20-2006, 08:48 PM
I'll ignore the rest of your drivel and just focus on those Bills who supposedly did so great against us.....
But don't worry, I'll get back to the rest later. ;)
Oops, looks like they should've lost by 9 and never should've led. :4321:
Alcoholic9*
10-20-2006, 08:52 PM
BTW my last post is the main difference between the Pats and the lowly Dulphins. Good teams overcome bad calls and go on to win anyway. Bad teams.... well.... they're 1 and 5. ROFL
Dolphin22
10-21-2006, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by Alcoholic9 on 10-20-2006 at 09:52 PM
BTW my last post is the main difference between the Pats and the lowly Dulphins. Good teams overcome bad calls and go on to win anyway. Bad teams.... well.... they're 1 and 5. ROFL
It's really too bad all of the Patriots opponents have to play both the Team & the referee's...I thought there was only 1 rule book that all teams had to abide by ??
fulltilt
10-21-2006, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by Dolphin22 on 10-21-2006 at 11:59 AM
It's really too bad all of the Patriots opponents have to play both the Team & the referee's...I thought there was only 1 rule book that all teams had to abide by ??
We PAY THE REFS OFF!!
IT WORKS!!
Why don't your cheapass owners do it??
Because they are STUPID!!
Don't you know how inexpensive it is?
3 Superbowls set us back 15000.00!!
Bandwagoneer*
10-21-2006, 07:36 PM
Answer the question, little boy. Why was Takeo Spikes not called for clearly pulling Brady's facemask on the Week 1 play where the Bills scored a TD on a turnover? If the referees are on New England's side, why did they allow this?
Dolphin22
10-22-2006, 08:23 AM
Originally posted by Bandwagoneer on 10-21-2006 at 08:36 PM
Answer the question, little boy. Why was Takeo Spikes not called for clearly pulling Brady's facemask on the Week 1 play where the Bills scored a TD on a turnover? If the referees are on New England's side, why did they allow this?
Your still whining about that !!!!!.....It'll take 5 years & a few free SuperBowl rings to even it up & maybe someone will care ...
Alcoholic9*
10-22-2006, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by Dolphin22 on 10-22-2006 at 09:23 AM
Your still whining about that !!!!!.....It'll take 5 years & a few free SuperBowl rings to even it up & maybe someone will care ...
I see, so even when we can show you definitive proof that bad/non calls happen to the Pats too you're just gonna bury your head in the sand and spout off your usual drivel. :rolleyes:
Bad calls happen every week in every NFL game. They're not the reason the Dulphins are 1-5 and the Pats are 4-1. The reason you guys are 1-5 is because you suck. The Pats are 4-1 because they don't suck. See, it's simple. :p
Alcoholic9*
10-22-2006, 07:25 PM
When you read my post now Dolphin22, change the 1-5 and 4-1 to 1-6 and 5-1.
Thanks.
ROFL
Dolphin22
10-23-2006, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by Alcoholic9 on 10-22-2006 at 08:25 PM
When you read my post now Dolphin22, change the 1-5 and 4-1 to 1-6 and 5-1.
Thanks.
ROFL
You people just don't get it...I'm really OK with having a bad season, the only differance between me & all of you "Born Again" make believe "Die Hard" fans is I won't abandon my team...
YOU all went through 37+ years of bad seasons & misery and now you enjoy your 3 Cinderella Seasons...while my Dolphins averaged an NFL high 9.7 wins a season for the past 40 years
Actually at this point I would like to see the Dolphins tank the rest of the season for a higher 2007 draft pick, our defence is getting old...and Cullpepper will heal in a year & learn our system
Let's see how the Pat's do against the Colts - Bears - and Jacksonville and even the Jets....the good teams on your schedule like Denver to see how good you really are...
sonsofkraftybob
10-23-2006, 04:17 PM
[i]Let's see how the Pat's do against the Colts - Bears - and Jacksonville and even the Jets....the good teams on your schedule like Denver to see how good you really are... [/B]
You mean the Bears that lost to the Cardnals? Well, we all saw them get exposed and the Cards lost to Oakland.
You mean the Jagz who lost to Houston?
You mean the Jets who we already beat?
You mean Denver....who will be our only loss of the season?
Question....when we go 15-1 and the Dolphins go 1-15 how does that affect the 40 year mark?
BTW, good luck with your one 1st round pick...that should turn that trash heap called the Dolphins around...
BizarroAnnihilus
10-24-2006, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by Dolphin22 on 10-23-2006 at 03:17 PM
...and Cullpepper will heal in a year & learn our system
:LOL: ROFL
Lord, help Annihilus catch his breath.....
You'll be lucky if Culpepper is out of football by this time next year. Otherwise you'll get to put up with another season of sacks and fumbles.
Annihilus is hoping for the latter.
Have to give you props for coming around to take your weekly beating though. It's almost not fun anymore.
Almost.
Benign Despot
10-24-2006, 12:37 PM
From TMQ on ESPN....
Hardy jibes with Mr. Notwit's "Everone sucks the Pat's Teet" argument.
Miami Dolphins Sack-O-Meter: Everybody in the sports-pundit world predicted great things for the Marine Mammals 2006 because they wanted to believe Miami was back. There was that six-game winning run at the end of 2006, though as TMQ pointed out at the time, only one victory came in a meaningful game against a winning team. But all sports nuts love the Miami area. Sportswriters and sportscasters itch for reasons to go to Miami on expense accounts -- then hang out in the great clubs, eat stone crabs and gawk at babes in thong bikinis on South Beach, now the No. 1 babe-watching destination in the Western Hemisphere. (Readers, if you contest that judgment, send pictures.) Nick Saban has a rep as a man's-man coach, so the sports-yak world wanted to believe Saban is a super-genius who somehow knows something about coaching that nobody else knows. South Florida is a trendy destination for athletes, agents and celebs, has an NBA crown and two World Series titles, and needed only a Dolphins rebound to complete the picture. The feel and mystique of the Miami franchise -- how could you not win with that in your corner? And the gorgeous Dolphins' cheerleaders, how could you not win with them dancing on your sideline? ESPN The Magazine and Sports Illustrated said Miami would make the Super Bowl, while others were nearly as sanguine.
The considerable wishful thinking about the now 1-6 Dolphins was not tempered by realism about their roster. It's not just two high-priced struggling quarterbacks who both were shown the door by previous employers. It's everybody else, too. Look who started Sunday against Green Bay. The defensive line -- all retreads from other clubs. The linebackers -- a couple of nice players in decline (Jason Taylor is a linebacker now). The defensive backs -- who are these guys? Mostly rejects from other teams; one was recently let go by Oakland! Miami has some decent talent at running back and receiver. Then there's the offensive line, which has surrendered 26 sacks, second-worst in the league. The right guard was let go in consecutive offseasons by Arizona and then Cleveland. The right tackle is a No. 1 draft pick who couldn't handle the pressure at left tackle. On Sunday only three players started for Miami who would start for New England, Denver, Chicago or a similar quality team: Chris Chambers, Jeno James and Taylor. In recent years the Dolphins have freely squandered draft choices -- two ones for Ricky Williams, a two for Daunte Culpepper, a two for A.J. Feeley, a three for Lamar Gordon. The result is a weak roster of retreads. Saban has a blog, a megabucks beachfront home and a nice panama hat, but no magic fairy dust to sprinkle on these guys. The Dolphins' core problem is a lack of quality players, and there might be unpleasant seasons of rebuilding ahead.
mikiemo83
10-24-2006, 12:42 PM
PHIN22 BAND WAGON JUMPING THE CARDS
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/f/f/get_a_brain_morans.jpg
cka203
10-24-2006, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by mikiemo83 on 10-24-2006 at 01:42 PM
PHIN22 BAND WAGON JUMPING THE CARDS
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/f/f/get_a_brain_morans.jpg
ROFL
Oh, the irony! A sign saying "get a brain" with the word "morons" misspelled
ROFL
mikiemo83
10-24-2006, 10:01 PM
I like the kid with the free Ricky sign - well it says
FRE
RI
the rest was cut off by the CIA as part of the Patriot Missile Project in which Kraft and Bush came up with an elaborate plan to have the NFL fix games so the Patriots would win 3 out of 4 SuperBowls and the Dolphins would not win
BostonIrish
10-24-2006, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by Dolphin22 on 10-23-2006 at 04:17 PM
You people just don't get it...I'm really OK with having a bad season, the only differance between me & all of you "Born Again" make believe "Die Hard" fans is I won't abandon my team...
YOU all went through 37+ years of bad seasons & misery and now you enjoy your 3 Cinderella Seasons...while my Dolphins averaged an NFL high 9.7 wins a season for the past 40 years
Actually at this point I would like to see the Dolphins tank the rest of the season for a higher 2007 draft pick, our defence is getting old...and Cullpepper will heal in a year & learn our system
Let's see how the Pat's do against the Colts - Bears - and Jacksonville and even the Jets....the good teams on your schedule like Denver to see how good you really are...
The funny thing is both teams have 5 SB appearances all time. The difference is the Pats have won 3 while the Phish have won 2.
Oh, the other difference is the Pats are the most dominant team of the last decade while the Dolphins have sucked. You know how the Pats have 40% of the AFC appearances in the last decade. The Phins have ZERO appearances in that time frame. It kind of means the Phins days are so long ago, kids in 6th grade view them with the same interest they do the Revolutionary War.
The*Big*Lebowski
10-25-2006, 09:28 AM
Don't the Dolphins have trouble selling out their games even though they are the greatest dynasty in history and have the best winning percentage of any team ever?
Umfold
10-25-2006, 09:34 AM
I find it sad when sports fans try to use the past to talk smack.
I mean, when Shaq and the Lakers were wining titles, I didn't go around saying, 'Oh yeah? Well the Celtics won 8 years in a row before I was born.'
I didn't say anything, because my team has sucked of late.
Yankee fans are the worse in this regard. Fools have spent about 1/2 billion dollars more than any other team the past 6 years and haven't won jack shit. But to hear them talk you'd think they were champs. Bragging about crap that happened 50 years before they were born.
Yup. Sad.
mikiemo83
10-25-2006, 09:55 AM
Originally posted by The Big Lebowski on 10-25-2006 at 10:28 AM
Don't the Dolphins have trouble selling out their games even though they are the greatest dynasty in history and have the best winning percentage of any team ever? Dude, they sell out all the time - problem they have is they sell out to the opposing team
GO FISH
isn't that kind of dumb since Dolphins are Mammals
GO MAMMALS GO
that's better, they can't even get the chant correct - Ridiculas I say Ridiculas
Alcoholic9*
10-26-2006, 11:32 PM
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/football/pro/dolphins/sfl-spmarvez24_coct24,0,4797237.column?coll=sfla-dolphins-front
Dolphins officially are NFL's worst
Published October 24, 2006
Linebacker Zach Thomas wasn't exaggerating when he recently called the Dolphins "the worst in the league."
The Dolphins technically are the NFL's worst team now that there are no more winless squads following Oakland's victory over Arizona.
Compared to the league's five other one-win teams (Raiders, Cardinals, Lions, Titans and Browns), the Dolphins have played the easiest schedule, with opponents posting a winning percentage of just 40.9. The Dolphins also have the hardest remaining schedule among the six franchises, as future opponents have won 59.6 percent of their games.
Having the lowest winning percentage among one-victory teams also makes the Dolphins the front-runner to select first in April's draft.
The NFL uses strength of schedule, not head-to-head matchups, as its tiebreaker to determine draft order if necessary.
Benign Despot
10-27-2006, 09:46 AM
Well at least Brady Quinn will enjoy the weather
sonsofkraftybob
10-27-2006, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by Umfold on 10-25-2006 at 10:34 AM
I find it sad when sports fans try to use the past to talk smack.
I mean, when Shaq and the Lakers were wining titles, I didn't go around saying, 'Oh yeah? Well the Celtics won 8 years in a row before I was born.'
I didn't say anything, because my team has sucked of late.
Yankee fans are the worse in this regard. Fools have spent about 1/2 billion dollars more than any other team the past 6 years and haven't won jack shit. But to hear them talk you'd think they were champs. Bragging about crap that happened 50 years before they were born.
Yup. Sad.
I feel the same way.
patriotspride
10-28-2006, 12:08 PM
i cant believe this thread is still alive lol
Dolphin22
10-29-2006, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by mikiemo83 on 10-11-2006 at 06:17 PM
D22, your selective stats mean sh!t
Brady is
tie 1st TD's
7th in rating
5th in yards
while having 2 RB's in the top ten keeping his attempts down therefore not allowing a rhythm to be set in place with the WR's, but wait a bye week and time for Tom and the receiving crew to get the rhythm method down and connect
of course to make my stats look better I went AFC only so D22 stats other than wins mean sh!t
your love, the Dolphins, will get better soon, last season's win streak clouded a lot a "experts" judgement.
Quit reading the Boston Globe & watch realTV...Tom Brady & his offence is according to NFL.com !!!! I'll even compare to 1-6 Miami
Total Offence
15th - Patriots
16th - Miami
Run Offence
6th - Patriots
28th -Miami
Run attempts
3rd -Patriots
25th miami
Pass Offence
22nd - Patriots
8th - Miami
Pass Completeion
25th - Brady
18th - Miami
Offensive yards
23rd - Patriots
3rd Miami
Total Defence
10th - Patriots
6th -Miami
Rushing Defence
6th - Patriots
13th - Miami
Pass defence
20th Patriots
5th - Miami
OH yea !!! The Patriots are definatly with out a question a Super Bowl Contender agaiin with thesae Shit numbers not even as good as a 1-6 horrible team like the Miami Dolphins...!!!!!!
You people are a joke just like the team you want to believe has respect around the NFL because they Bought 3 SuperBowl rings with the worst ever statistics of any Dynasty in the NFL
Be proud...
Dolphins22
patriotspride
10-29-2006, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by Dolphin22 on 10-29-2006 at 10:21 AM
Quit reading the Boston Globe & watch realTV...Tom Brady & his offence is according to NFL.com !!!! I'll even compare to 1-6 Miami
Total Offence
15th - Patriots
16th - Miami
Run Offence
6th - Patriots
28th -Miami
Run attempts
3rd -Patriots
25th miami
Pass Offence
22nd - Patriots
8th - Miami
Pass Completeion
25th - Brady
18th - Miami
Offensive yards
23rd - Patriots
3rd Miami
Total Defence
10th - Patriots
6th -Miami
Rushing Defence
6th - Patriots
13th - Miami
Pass defence
20th Patriots
5th - Miami
OH yea !!! The Patriots are definatly with out a question a Super Bowl Contender agaiin with thesae Shit numbers not even as good as a 1-6 horrible team like the Miami Dolphins...!!!!!!
You people are a joke just like the team you want to believe has respect around the NFL because they Bought 3 SuperBowl rings with the worst ever statistics of any Dynasty in the NFL
Be proud...
Dolphins22 :LOL: :LOL: you really do love to make a ass of yourself dont you.i hearby proclaim dolphins22 king of all assclowns and the first inductie to the ass clown hall of fame :thumb:
RhodyPatsFan
10-30-2006, 06:49 AM
Originally posted by patriotspride on 10-29-2006 at 11:55 AM
:LOL: :LOL: you really do love to make a ass of yourself dont you.i hearby proclaim dolphins22 king of all assclowns and the first inductie to the ass clown hall of fame :thumb:
That is a great idea, man. There definitely should be an Assclown Hall of Fame (Shame?)
Dolphin22
10-30-2006, 08:14 AM
Originally posted by RhodyPatsFan on 10-30-2006 at 07:49 AM
That is a great idea, man. There definitely should be an Assclown Hall of Fame (Shame?)
You makebelieve dedicated Pat fans really crack me up !!!!....just can't face the facts.....your numbers are no better than a 1-6 Dolphin team.... if not worse !!!!
Watch this footage again with the "Genious" Bellycheck to prepare your 24th rated pass defence to stop Mannings Colt offence....and don't forget to write that check to the refs to keep those flags in their pockets...
http://www.stlouisrams.net/xxxvi/ Watch this "****ing" Joke"
mikiemo83
10-30-2006, 08:17 AM
how long you been a Fin fan?
and what were you prior to that
If I remember correctly you were a pats fan from RI until 10 years ago, well Pats history changed 10 years ago and the fins started to go down, thanks for the switch Things have been pretty rosey since.
Undertaker #59
10-30-2006, 08:23 AM
Originally posted by Dolphin22 on 10-30-2006 at 09:14 AM
.your numbers are no better than a 1-6 Dolphin team.... if not worse !!!!
I beg to differ. I think 5-1 are significantly better numbers than 1-6.
Benign Despot
10-30-2006, 08:41 AM
I'm actually quite sure that 5-1 is significantly better than 1-6. In fact I've never be more sure about anything.
RhodyPatsFan
10-30-2006, 08:44 AM
Originally posted by Benign Despot on 10-30-2006 at 09:41 AM
I'm actually quite sure that 5-1 is significantly better than 1-6. In fact I've never be more sure about anything.
No no no, come on you guys, the Dolphins are WAY better than the Pats. :thumb:
O.Z.O.
10-30-2006, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by Dolphin22 on 10-29-2006 at 10:21 AM
Quit reading the Boston Globe & watch realTV...Tom Brady & his offence is according to NFL.com !!!! I'll even compare to 1-6 Miami
Total Offence
15th - Patriots
16th - Miami
...and this means?
Run Offence
6th - Patriots
28th -Miami
...you can't run the ball
Run attempts
3rd -Patriots
25th miami
...can't run the ball when you're behind
Pass Offence
22nd - Patriots
8th - Miami
...late game garbage-time stats will make your passing game look better then it does, have to throw a lot when you're tariling late.
Pass Completeion
25th - Brady
18th - Miami
...see above- of, and when you run effectively it means you don't have to throw as much
Offensive yards
23rd - Patriots
3rd Miami
...meanigless stat, it's all about points scored
Total Defence
10th - Patriots
6th -Miami
...Points allowed:
4th- Patriots
24th- Miami
Rushing Defence
6th - Patriots
13th - Miami
Pass defence
20th Patriots
5th - Miami
OH yea !!! The Patriots are definatly with out a question a Super Bowl Contender agaiin with thesae Shit numbers not even as good as a 1-6 horrible team like the Miami Dolphins...!!!!!!
You people are a joke just like the team you want to believe has respect around the NFL because they Bought 3 SuperBowl rings with the worst ever statistics of any Dynasty in the NFL
Be proud...
Dolphins22
...and yet, they're 5-1 (with that 1 loss coming to the Donkeys, not the texans), in control of their division, and 2 wins away from being the 1 seed in the conference
Undertaker #59
10-30-2006, 12:53 PM
I don't know why I am wasting my time, but here is an example of why all those numbers are meaningless.
Take this comparison of Team A and Team B in a game this weekend:
First Downs:
Team A: 15
Team B: 9
Third Down Efficiency:
Team A: 7-19
Team B: 1-11
TOTAL NET YARDS
Team A: 360
Team B: 98
Total Plays
Team A: 70
Team B: 49
Average Gain Per Play
Team A: 5.1
Team B: 2.0
NET YARDS PASSING
Team A: 271
Team B: 17 :eek:
Yards Per Pass Play
Team A: 6.5
Team B: 0.9
Quarterback of Team A was 25 for 37 for 301 yards.
Quarterback of Team B was 5 of 14 for 51 yards.
Team B WON THE GAME
Stats are interesting to analyze, but they don't tell you who wins the game.
There are three kinds of lies - lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Use your eyes and your brain. Don't rely so much on stats.
Dolphin22
10-30-2006, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by Undertaker #59 on 10-30-2006 at 01:53 PM
I don't know why I am wasting my time, but here is an example of why all those numbers are meaningless.
Team B WON THE GAME
Stats are interesting to analyze, but they don't tell you who wins the game.
There are three kinds of lies - lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Use your eyes and your brain. Don't rely so much on stats.
Yes ... but they do tell you how good the team actually is....it's their performance for christ sakes against the rest of the league...
how can you deny it & just call them stats when they don't play in your favor....a "W" doesn't make you the best team on the field...the Patriots are proof of that...
and why do you think I among millions of football fans from many teams are truly fed up with referees controlling the game & you know it...you all just won't admit it because the Patriots have been on the winning side of that game...
Just face it...the Pats are a good team...but far from a legit Dynasty that dominates their opponent & has had major referee favortism to win 3 Rings...it's a fact throughout the NFL
just ask Tom Brady how much respect they get ...not me...
patriotspride
10-30-2006, 07:29 PM
lol lol lol go doplhin22 go you are truly one of the great assclown kings of our time
RhodyPatsFan
10-31-2006, 06:44 AM
Man, did the Pats really cheat their way to that spanking last night or what? :D
What say you, King of all Assclowns?
Undertaker #59
10-31-2006, 07:28 AM
Originally posted by Dolphin22 on 10-30-2006 at 07:41 PM
a "W" doesn't make you the best team on the field
I knew I was wasting my time.
This quote is proof of your delusion.
RhodyPatsFan
10-31-2006, 07:32 AM
Originally posted by Undertaker #59 on 10-31-2006 at 08:28 AM
I knew I was wasting my time.
This quote is proof of your delusion.
What was I thinking??? And I thought it was the "W" that mattered.
mikiemo83
10-31-2006, 08:02 AM
Originally posted by Dolphin22 on 10-30-2006 at 07:41 PM
how can you deny it & just call them stats when they don't play in your favor....a "W" doesn't make you the best team on the field...the Patriots are proof of that...you sir are a complete moron, no disrespect meant to the other morons out there. I see that your history in Fantasy Football has altered right from wrong and winning the games means nothing if your fantasy points are not plentiful.
you must be Toni Kornheiser with the way you are worried about your fantasy football stats
wake up douchebag, at the end of the day the only stat that matters is wins and how successful the season was as a TEAM not each individual PLAYER
go drink some bleach and play on the white lines in the middle of Rte 95
Benign Despot
10-31-2006, 08:21 AM
Jesus all these years I thought the idea was to score more points than the other team.
How could I be so wrong?
I must quickly apologize to all our Colt friends because obviously the superior statistics proove that they REALLY won 3 or 4 consecutive Super Bowls.
sonsofkraftybob
10-31-2006, 08:30 AM
I thought for sure dullfan22 would be here today. did you see all the calls that went the Pats way! There must have been 10 calls which were complete BS. The refs were terrible
But with that said....wouldn't have changed a thing...Minny is still running d-backs onto the field as we post today.
O.Z.O.
10-31-2006, 08:34 AM
Originally posted by Dolphin22 on 10-30-2006 at 07:41 PM
Yes ... but they do tell you how good the team actually is....it's their performance for christ sakes against the rest of the league...
how can you deny it & just call them stats when they don't play in your favor....a "W" doesn't make you the best team on the field...the Patriots are proof of that...
and why do you think I among millions of football fans from many teams are truly fed up with referees controlling the game & you know it...you all just won't admit it because the Patriots have been on the winning side of that game...
Just face it...the Pats are a good team...but far from a legit Dynasty that dominates their opponent & has had major referee favortism to win 3 Rings...it's a fact throughout the NFL
just ask Tom Brady how much respect they get ...not me...
I swear I'm going to piss myself one day from laughing at your idiocy:LOL: ROFL :LOL:
Thanks so much for staying with us and not getting an attitude and leaving. You truly are a moron!:D
edit: sorry, morons, I know that must have been pretty insulting to be compared to assclown22. I apologize.:banghead:
Alcoholic9*
10-31-2006, 11:04 AM
Originally posted by Dolphin22 on 10-30-2006 at 07:41 PM
Yes ... but they do tell you how good the team actually is....it's their performance for christ sakes against the rest of the league...
how can you deny it & just call them stats when they don't play in your favor....a "W" doesn't make you the best team on the field...the Patriots are proof of that...
THIS, is the ONLY stat that matters Dolphin22.....
6-1 > 1-6
O.Z.O.
10-31-2006, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by Alcoholic9 on 10-31-2006 at 12:04 PM
THIS, is the ONLY stat that matters Dolphin22.....
6-1 > 1-6
Where is our little buddy today? There was that one overturned play that looked questionable, kind of expected him out here screeching like a howler monkey over how that proves his point- whatever lame, useless point that may be.
3 Point Stan
10-31-2006, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by Peytonsux on 10-31-2006 at 02:22 PM
Where is our little buddy today? There was that one overturned play that looked questionable, kind of expected him out here screeching like a howler monkey over how that proves his point- whatever lame, useless point that may be.
It's funny because Wiggins absolutely caught that ball. When the call was upheld, my first thought was, "Oh boy, Doll-fan-22 is certainly going to have something to say about this."
Undertaker #59
10-31-2006, 03:15 PM
The Patriots are:
Rushing
Yards per game -- 8th (124.9)
Yards allowed per game -- 3rd (78.3)
Turnovers
Differential -- 7th (plus-6 -- 14 takeaways; 8 giveaways)
Points
Scored -- tied-7th (23.8)
Allowed -- 3rd (12.4)
Third down efficiency
Converted -- tied-9th (41.2 percent)
Allowed -- 15th (37.5 percent)
Red zone efficiency
TDs scored -- tied-1st (64.3 percent -- 28 trips, 18 TDs)
TDs allowed -- 3rd (30 percent -- 10 trips, 3 TDs)
O.Z.O.
10-31-2006, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by Undertaker #59 on 10-31-2006 at 04:15 PM
The Patriots are:
Rushing
Yards per game -- 8th (124.9)
Yards allowed per game -- 3rd (78.3)
Turnovers
Differential -- 7th (plus-6 -- 14 takeaways; 8 giveaways)
Points
Scored -- tied-7th (23.8)
Allowed -- 3rd (12.4)
Third down efficiency
Converted -- tied-9th (41.2 percent)
Allowed -- 15th (37.5 percent)
Red zone efficiency
TDs scored -- tied-1st (64.3 percent -- 28 trips, 18 TDs)
TDs allowed -- 3rd (30 percent -- 10 trips, 3 TDs)
And, when you look at points allowed and take out last night's punt return and that fumble return on opening day, points allowed just by the 'D' drops to 10.4
no matter how you look at it, this is one damn good team this year, every bit as good if not better then the '03-'04 squad at this point in the season.
Dolphin22
11-08-2006, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by patriotspride on 10-30-2006 at 08:29 PM
lol lol lol go doplhin22 go you are truly one of the great assclown kings of our time
what actually is an Assclown to you wantabe Football fans ???
I quess the more negative Patriot stats & facts you post to degrade this rediculas NFL "Dynasty" makes you an "Assclown"...
I actually like it in this Asylum...real people who make sence & know football & look at it realistic instead just sitting around jerking off listening to each other talk aboutb how "Great" Tom Brady & Ted Bruiski is...
How those Brady numbers the other night...pretty Montanna like..
And thank you for the compliment...Dolphin22
chiefsgal*
11-08-2006, 10:54 PM
dolphins=catfood.....:D
Alcoholic9*
11-09-2006, 08:53 AM
Originally posted by chiefsgal on 11-08-2006 at 11:54 PM
dolphins=catfood.....:D
I think I'm gonna start buying the non dolphin-safe tuna again. ;)
mikiemo83
11-09-2006, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by Alcoholic9 on 11-09-2006 at 09:53 AM
I think I'm gonna start buying the non dolphin-safe tuna again. ;) goes great with a littel clubbed seal meat
3 Point Stan
11-09-2006, 10:22 AM
POLL: What's worse?
* The Dolphins Record
* Dolphin22's spelling
patsfan777
11-09-2006, 09:23 PM
he's spelin!
Dolphin22
11-12-2006, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by Undertaker #59 on 10-31-2006 at 08:28 AM
I knew I was wasting my time.
This quote is proof of your delusion.
And you actually think it is ????...A "W" does not make you the best team on the field...
Example: #1
When the referee's completely ignore 180 yards of Blatent penalties against the Patriots in a 3 point SuperBowl...that does not justify the score or determine the best team on the field
Example: # 2
If an opponent misses a 25 yd FG kick to win by 12" right & his team loses..does that make them the worst team on the field & if he makes it...does it automatically make them the best team on the field because they got the "W"...
How great are the Patriots right now ??? In the past 26 games from the beginning of 2005 season... the Patriots have only beat 3 teams with a winning record .... That "True" Dynasty" material
Alcoholic9*
11-12-2006, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by Dolphin22 on 11-12-2006 at 12:10 PM
And you actually think it is ????...A "W" does not make you the best team on the field...
Example: #1
When the referee's completely ignore 180 yards of Blatent penalties against the Patriots in a 3 point SuperBowl...that does not justify the score or determine the best team on the field
Example: # 2
If an opponent misses a 25 yd FG kick to win by 12" right & his team loses..does that make them the worst team on the field & if he makes it...does it automatically make them the best team on the field because they got the "W"...
How great are the Patriots right now ??? In the past 26 games from the beginning of 2005 season... the Patriots have only beat 3 teams with a winning record .... That "True" Dynasty" material
All 3 of our superbowls came before that dickhead. 2005 & 2006 don't factor into the "dynasty years" unless of course we win another one this year.
We all understand that you Dolphin fans don't want to look at Ws as an indicator of the best team on the field. The harsh reality is that the W more often than not does indicate the best team though.
I agree with you though to some extent. For example, last week against the Bears. The Dolphins were not the best team on the field. :D
bruschi'smyhero
11-13-2006, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by Dolphin22 on 11-12-2006 at 12:10 PM
And you actually think it is ????...A "W" does not make you the best team on the field...
i have to agree dolphin22 ... the miami dolphins, with a 3-6 record, with joey harrington (the detroit lions throwaway quarterback) should be leading the division ... also they should have homefield advantage for the playoffs, and for the best matchup for superbowl 41 they should play the 1-8 arizona cardinals ...
oh ... hold on a minute ghost writer ... breaking news flash ...
THIS IS THE NFL !!!
you need to win a division ... i think W is an acronym for win ... but I could be wrong ... you deserve your assclown status
Dolphin22
11-18-2006, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by chiefsgal on 11-08-2006 at 11:54 PM
dolphins=catfood.....:D
Yea well maybe you shower every now & then and we can all call that thing of yours something good to eat !!!
Dolphin22
11-18-2006, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by chiefsgal on 11-08-2006 at 11:54 PM
dolphins=catfood.....:D
Yea Chiefgal...that certainly looks good enough to eat...well maybe you shower every now & then and we can all call that thing of yours someething other than catfoot !!!
chiefsgal*
11-18-2006, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by Dolphin22 on 11-18-2006 at 01:24 PM
Yea Chiefgal...that certainly looks good enough to eat...well maybe you shower every now & then and we can all call that thing of yours someething other than catfoot !!!
which post should I reply to..........how about none, and I just say shut the **** up fish face.......:D
Alcoholic9*
11-18-2006, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by chiefsgal on 11-18-2006 at 08:28 PM
which post should I reply to..........how about none, and I just say shut the **** up fish face.......:D
allow me....
Dolphin22
11-19-2006, 06:56 AM
Originally posted by chiefsgal on 11-18-2006 at 08:28 PM
which post should I reply to..........how about none, and I just say shut the **** up fish face.......:D
If that was really your ass...you wouldn't be wasting all your time with these single brain celled want-to-be football fans
you would be actually be in a bed somewere right know moaning in pain & pleasure with one of the actual millionaire super heroe Patriots.
Or in a nice hot bath cleaning that catfood for your next meal !!!
mikiemo83
11-19-2006, 04:23 PM
finface, you are a piece of something, let me tell you what - SH!T
3 Point Stan
11-20-2006, 12:00 PM
Well now. This thread sure took one hell of an (un-)interesting turn.
Dolphin22
11-20-2006, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by mikiemo83 on 11-19-2006 at 05:23 PM
finface, you are a piece of something, let me tell you what - SH!T
Mike you problably actually look as stupid as that picture you post!!!...are you trying to come chiefans rescue because I said bad things to her ????
Maybe you'll get something....yea that ass looks nice from the outside...but the cats come from miles away just to get sniff of that Tuna...
Believe me Mike that aint her ass so go back in your closet & stare at you Tom Brady poster & do that thing you do !!!
3 Point Stan
11-21-2006, 07:47 AM
And now he's attacking people's avatar. A guy with a photoshopped helmet on a Dolphin is actually attacking other folk's avatar. Classic.
mikiemo83
11-21-2006, 08:01 AM
Originally posted by Dolphin22 on 11-20-2006 at 04:08 PM
Mike you problably actually look as stupid as that picture you post!!!...are you trying to come chiefans rescue because I said bad things to her ????
Maybe you'll get something....yea that ass looks nice from the outside...but the cats come from miles away just to get sniff of that Tuna...
Believe me Mike that aint her ass so go back in your closet & stare at you Tom Brady poster & do that thing you do !!! you must be one angry troll - sometimes you need to let it go and forget about it - the Dolphins suck and made a mistake passing on Brees signing Culpepper and your Coach is a giant doo doo head
say it slowly Finboy
I admit the Dolphins suck but I like me and I'm going to be a happy person
other times you need to call an exterminator to kill the rodent
chiefsgal*
11-21-2006, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by Alcoholic9 on 11-18-2006 at 11:18 PM
allow me....
always so gallant..:)
chiefsgal*
11-21-2006, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by Dolphin22 on 11-19-2006 at 07:56 AM
If that was really your ass...you wouldn't be wasting all your time with these single brain celled want-to-be football fans
you would be actually be in a bed somewere right know moaning in pain & pleasure with one of the actual millionaire super heroe Patriots.
Or in a nice hot bath cleaning that catfood for your next meal !!!
ROFL Did you think of that all by yourself.....I'm so proud of you..:thumb: now listen up fishface, I deal with little boys like you all day long......and I need no one defending me, so if you don't behave and play nice.. I am gonna have to whip your ass like your momma should have......>)
Dolphin22
11-23-2006, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by chiefsgal on 11-21-2006 at 10:17 PM
ROFL Did you think of that all by yourself.....I'm so proud of you..:thumb: now listen up fishface, I deal with little boys like you all day long......and I need no one defending me, so if you don't behave and play nice.. I am gonna have to whip your ass like your momma should have......>)
Chiefsgal..you'r into that wipping thing..hah!!!...just don't make me call you momma...
and if your ass looks anything close to that picture I'll actually enjoy it !!!...
The*Big*Lebowski
11-23-2006, 06:26 PM
Joey Harrington, FOUR IN A ROW!!!
You must be spewing all over yourself.
It isn't 21 in a row, but it's a start.
:thumb:
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