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Hemi_1
08-26-2005, 09:57 AM
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps

107 heat index yesterday. 104 today. Dam this heat.

Flagg the Wanderer
08-26-2005, 09:59 AM
Quit being a pussy. Put on some sunscreen and go for a nice run. With weights.

Benign Despot
08-26-2005, 10:00 AM
I wil NEVER live more than a 2 hr drive from the Ocean.

NEVER NEVER NEVER

Hemi_1
08-26-2005, 10:04 AM
I hear ya but when asphalt turns into a liquid state thats just to darn hot.

It hits 95 outside and you feel a chill. Ya know?

Ok Bring on the 110s Im ready. :banghead:

Ras
08-26-2005, 10:15 AM
"Oklahoma, where the sun beats down the plain
And the wavin' heat can melt you down
When the hell is it going to rain?"

http://www.theatretusc.com/graphics/showpix/oklahoma.jpg

Hemi_1
08-26-2005, 10:32 AM
:thumb: Rite On RAS :thumb:

Annihilus
08-26-2005, 10:45 AM
You guys finally getting that heat wave that we had in 'sota last month?

Get this - it was so hot that Annihilus would leave his windows down in the family truckster so it wouldn't be a billion degrees when he got in to go to lunch or go home.

Then one day, it rained. It rained a lot. Annihilus's windows were down.

Well, it got pretty wet in there. Wet enough to hear a solid squish when sitting down in the drivers seat for a good two days.

So a day after the big rainstorm, with the interior still approaching the consistency of a soaked sponge, Annihilus left his windows rolled up on a day it almost hit 100 degrees. He was hoping the heat would dry out the car.

Well, Annihilus ambled up to the car and knew he was in trouble when he saw it raining in there. It was like driving a turkish steambath on wheels.

Annihilus doesn't recommend taking this path.

Benign Despot
08-26-2005, 10:47 AM
:LOL: ROFL :LOL: ROFL

Hemi_1
08-26-2005, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by Annihilus
You guys finally getting that heat wave that we had in 'sota last month?

Get this - it was so hot that Annihilus would leave his windows down in the family truckster so it wouldn't be a billion degrees when he got in to go to lunch or go home.

Then one day, it rained. It rained a lot. Annihilus's windows were down.

Well, it got pretty wet in there. Wet enough to hear a solid squish when sitting down in the drivers seat for a good two days.

So a day after the big rainstorm, with the interior still approaching the consistency of a soaked sponge, Annihilus left his windows rolled up on a day it almost hit 100 degrees. He was hoping the heat would dry out the car.

Well, Annihilus ambled up to the car and knew he was in trouble when he saw it raining in there. It was like driving a turkish steambath on wheels.

Annihilus doesn't recommend taking this path.



:banghead: I wished you had posted this three weeks sooner.

Agnt still has so much humidty inside his Van he needs interior wipers.

Annihilus
08-26-2005, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by Agnt42
:banghead: I wished you had posted this three weeks sooner.

Agnt still has so much humidty inside his Van he needs interior wipers.

At least your ass is highlighted for all the babes when you walk into work with water dripping off of it. Kind of like one of those hunky calendar guys you might see in the Planet Beefcake thread.

Annihilus hasn't ever been in there by the way.

Hemi_1
08-26-2005, 11:47 AM
:LOL: ROFL :LOL:

mgoblue101415
08-26-2005, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by Annihilus
At least your ass is highlighted for all the babes when you walk into work with water dripping off of it. Kind of like one of those hunky calendar guys you might see in the Planet Beefcake thread.

Annihilus hasn't ever been in there by the way.


For the record.... I have never, and will NEVER, post anything that resembles a chip n dale's dancer or some gay calendar model. :Eason:

Honestly..... Why is it that just random pics of men have to look like they were taken for their boyfriend?

And what women out there find a man in only an apron, sitting on a kitchen counter, or a man bathed in baby oil sprawled out on a beach, or some guy in a hay stack, attractive? :shake:

Annihilus
08-26-2005, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by mgoblue101415
And what women out there find a man in only an apron, sitting on a kitchen counter, or a man bathed in baby oil sprawled out on a beach, or some guy in a hay stack, attractive? :shake:

Annihilus isn't a very good judge of men's looks like RoadGrader is, but it seems to him that chicks might find the Brawny man pretty hot if he were just wearing an apron (baby oil optional). You know, he's got all those towels to clean the kitchen with so the gal doesn't have to do it. Plus you could do it on the table or the stove without getting germs in sensitive areas.

B A Rabbit
08-26-2005, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by mgoblue101415
For the record.... I have never, and will NEVER, post anything that resembles a chip n dale's dancer or some gay calendar model.



yeah but you'll look at them just the same, So that makes you just as Guilty.

mgoblue101415
08-26-2005, 12:03 PM
Originally posted by Supkem
yeah but you'll look at them just the same, So that makes you just as Guilty.


Actually, no I won't. :Eason:

If I come across pics like that I just scroll through until they're done.

Seriously... Those pics have the same effect on me as watching a Colts/Falcons game.... Just makes me sick to my stomach. :shake:

Benign Despot
08-26-2005, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by mgoblue101415
For the record.... I have never, and will NEVER, post anything that resembles a chip n dale's dancer or some gay calendar model. :Eason:

Honestly..... Why is it that just random pics of men have to look like they were taken for their boyfriend?

And what women out there find a man in only an apron, sitting on a kitchen counter, or a man bathed in baby oil sprawled out on a beach, or some guy in a hay stack, attractive? :shake:


Just for the record, how do you feel about greying, balding overweight, middle aged men wearing golf shits, jeans and sneakers?

HelenaHandbsket
08-26-2005, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by Agnt42
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps

107 heat index yesterday. 104 today. Dam this heat.

Time to put ice in the redneck swimming pool!

http://www.funnypop.com/images/redneck_pool.jpg

Hemi_1
08-26-2005, 12:08 PM
:LOL: MY neighbor sells them cheap.

mgoblue101415
08-26-2005, 12:17 PM
Originally posted by Benign Despot
Just for the record, how do you feel about greying, balding overweight, middle aged men wearing golf shits, jeans and sneakers?


Well.... Vince Vaughn has put on quite a few extra pounds, and his forehead keeps getting bigger, but that doesn't mean I'd kick him out of bed. ;)

B A Rabbit
08-26-2005, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by Benign Despot
Just for the record, how do you feel about greying, balding overweight, middle aged men wearing golf shits, jeans and sneakers?

HEY! I wear Sandels not sneakers!

mikiemo83
08-26-2005, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by mgoblue101415
Well.... Vince Vaughn has put on quite a few extra pounds, and his forehead keeps getting bigger, but that doesn't mean I'd kick him out of bed. ;)

me either, I'd just get up and change bedrooms

he is getting quite a five head isn't he?

Benign Despot
08-26-2005, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by mgoblue101415
Well.... Vince Vaughn has put on quite a few extra pounds, and his forehead keeps getting bigger, but that doesn't mean I'd kick him out of bed. ;)

Well I hear he's dating Jennifer Anniston now so his hell raiser days are over. (Has there ever been another woman who screamed "HIGH MAINTENANCE" louder than Jen. I mean Brad would have needed his head examining if he passed up a chance at Angelina to sick with her.) What the hell am I talking about?

mikiemo83
08-26-2005, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by Benign Despot
I mean Brad would have needed his head examining if he passed up a chance at Angelina to sick with her.) What the hell am I talking about?

I'm guessing sick was not a typo, she is that good looking prom date that sucks the life out of the night and nothing else

Benign Despot
08-26-2005, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by mikiemo83
I'm guessing sick was not a typo, she is that good looking prom date that sucks the life out of the night and nothing else

And if you marry her...she sucks away your will to live until you turn into one of those guys following their wives around at Bed & Bath saying "Yes that looks fine dear" while staring blankly into the distance wondering whatever happend to their testicles.

I'm not being too negative am I?

Hemi_1
08-26-2005, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by mikiemo83
I'm guessing sick was not a typo, she is that good looking prom date that sucks the life out of the night and nothing else


Another one of my worthless threads ambushed and taken away...:crying:


Carry on good planeteers. Jen is still Hot.

mgoblue101415
08-26-2005, 12:35 PM
An interesting question was raised, by Bill Simmons, that I repeat every time I watch some recent movie with Vince Vaughn in it...

When did Vince Vaughn go from hip twenty-something to middle-aged?

Or something like that.


I mean... One minute he's Trent Walker (Swingers). Cool, skinny, good looking twentysomething. Next minute he's suddenly Beanie (Old School). Hair receding, gut growing, middle-aged guy. :shake: How the hell did this happen? When did it happen?

This is a mystery on the same tier as the missing sock in the dryer. I just don't get it. :shake:


http://www.citybeat.com/archives/1996/issue302/images/filmswingcoolguy.gif http://www.vincev.com/images/swingers_bw.jpg


to...


http://images.zap2it.com/20040706/dodgeballpr/000_vincevaughn_dodgeballpr_copy.jpg


How does something like this happen in just a matter of a few years????? :eek:

mikiemo83
08-26-2005, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by Benign Despot
And if you marry her...she sucks away your will to live until you turn into one of those guys following their wives around at Bed & Bath saying "Yes that looks fine dear" while staring blankly into the distance wondering whatever happend to their testicles.

I'm not being too negative am I?

thats just too funny because I am working on a new bed and bath as I type. I know those men oh too well.

HelenaHandbsket
08-26-2005, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by mgoblue101415
When did Vince Vaughn go from hip twenty-something to middle-aged?

How does something like this happen in just a matter of a few years????? :eek:

Courtesy of IMDB: "Vincent Anthony Vaughn was born on March 28, 1970, in Minneapolis, Minnesota"

35 is middle aged????

Benign Despot
08-26-2005, 12:46 PM
Originally posted by HelenaHandbsket
Courtesy of IMDB: "Vincent Anthony Vaughn was born on March 28, 1970, in Minneapolis, Minnesota"

35 is middle aged????

41 is, or at least it feels like it.

mgoblue101415
08-26-2005, 12:48 PM
Well... 35 used to be middle-aged. That's when the avg man lived to be 70. I believe that stat is up somewhat, to around 78. Now if 78 is the avg life expectancy of a man, that would make 39 the dead center of his life. To get middle-aged you would go five years under and above that.


So...

A middle-aged man is anywhere from 34-44. :shrug:

mikiemo83
08-26-2005, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by Benign Despot
41 is, or at least it feels like it. you beat me by a year and 1/2 and I feel it, especially in the heat (I went back to the topic agnt)

bideau
08-26-2005, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by mgoblue101415
Well... 35 used to be middle-aged. That's when the avg man lived to be 70. I believe that stat is up somewhat, to around 78. Now if 78 is the avg life expectancy of a man, that would make 39 the dead center of his life. To get middle-aged you would go five years under and above that.


So...

A middle-aged man is anywhere from 34-44. :shrug:

OK, so I still qualify for middle-age status for another 4 months.
What am I called after that?

mgoblue101415
08-26-2005, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by bideau
OK, so I still qualify for middle-age status for another 4 months.
What am I called after that?

What the hell are you asking me for? Do I look like a friggin expert on age classifications???

Geesh.... :shake:


But since you friggin asked.... I believe after "middle-aged" comes "older".

You know... "Well, this older gentleman held up the line because the cashier needed a price check on his Metamucil."

But I think you have a good 15-20 years in the "older" category, before you reach just plain "old".


Hope that helps. :thumb:

dchester
08-26-2005, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by mgoblue101415
Well... 35 used to be middle-aged. That's when the avg man lived to be 70. I believe that stat is up somewhat, to around 78. Now if 78 is the avg life expectancy of a man, that would make 39 the dead center of his life. To get middle-aged you would go five years under and above that.


So...

A middle-aged man is anywhere from 34-44. :shrug: For whatever reason, I find that my definition of middle aged seems to increment every year. Right now I consider 48 to be middle aged, but that's likely to change in a couple of months.
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PA_PATS_FAN54*
08-26-2005, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by Benign Despot
I wil NEVER live more than a 2 hr drive from the Ocean.

NEVER NEVER NEVER

Yea I've said the same thing! Now I live 4 1/2 hrs from the ocean! :banghead: :banghead:

Benign Despot
08-26-2005, 02:06 PM
The good news PA is my wife feels the same way, so since she actually makes all the desisions, It's all good

Hemi_1
08-26-2005, 02:21 PM
8 hours from Houstion Space center/Gulf.

:banghead:

Ras
08-26-2005, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by Annihilus
You guys finally getting that heat wave that we had in 'sota last month?

Get this - it was so hot that Annihilus would leave his windows down in the family truckster so it wouldn't be a billion degrees when he got in to go to lunch or go home.

Then one day, it rained. It rained a lot. Annihilus's windows were down.

Well, it got pretty wet in there. Wet enough to hear a solid squish when sitting down in the drivers seat for a good two days.

So a day after the big rainstorm, with the interior still approaching the consistency of a soaked sponge, Annihilus left his windows rolled up on a day it almost hit 100 degrees. He was hoping the heat would dry out the car.

Well, Annihilus ambled up to the car and knew he was in trouble when he saw it raining in there. It was like driving a turkish steambath on wheels.

Annihilus doesn't recommend taking this path.

Thank you for the laugh as I needed it today. :4321: for the laugh as I was reading it sipping a Orange Coolatta and now my keyboard is sticky and smells like an orange grove!