Has anyone seen the Burgundy Booger?

[BlitheSpirit]

He could really liven things up around here.

With the virtual epidemic of excellence that's overtaken the Patriots, what is there to say, really? One more excellent Free Agent signing. One more thoughtful Draft. One more well-negotiated contract. One more championship. Wake me when it's over.

Honestly, reading patriots-related posts is like listening to Buffalo Bills fans waxing poetically about Jim Kelly and the K-Gun offense.

With great respect to WyoBills, only a superior prose stylist like the Booger could really serve as an effective agent provocateur.

Someone must find the Booger.

[pookie]

Bring on the Booger Ms Blithe. Sounds like an interesting...ah...booger.

There's a Krispy Kreme and perhaps a Tim Hortons in it for you.

[Peg]

Originally posted by BlitheSpirit
With the virtual epidemic of excellence that's overtaken the Patriots, what is there to say, really? One more excellent Free Agent signing. One more thoughtful Draft. One more well-negotiated contract. One more championship. Wake me when it's over.

Oh, my effing word, BS--
Don't you know what you are doing here?!?!... Are you TRYING to bring down the wrath of the Karma Gods here?!?!?!... :confused:
Crikey!!!... Be careful of what ya say!... :eek: :eek:
Seriously, man!!!... :rolleyes:

[Hawg73]

Cripes, Blithe.

If you're going to try and recruit the Booger, then we might as well just get BillParcells(TM) to come with him and REALLY liven things up.

Last time I saw the BB he was haunting the Skins and Cowboys forums at KFFL.

He is topnotch material.

[BlitheSpirit]

Originally posted by Hawg73
Cripes, Blithe.

If you're going to try and recruit the Booger, then we might as well just get BillParcells(TM) to come with him and REALLY liven things up.

Last time I saw the BB he was haunting the Skins and Cowboys forums at KFFL.

He is topnotch material.

Yes, he is topnotch material.

Was I the only person who actually liked Bill Parcells(TM)?

Come to think of it... I think I was. It seemed to me that anyone clever enough to trademark his own screen name was worthy of a kind of respect -- even if it was grudging at best.

Beyond that, his willful arrogance reminded me of the Big Tuna. Thus, I couldn't help admire his artistic choices. And anyone who can speak of himself in the third person (As Both Bill and The Booger are known to do) has the sort of fractured personality that I find fascinating -- not unlike a car wreck.

Seriously, try speaking of yourself in the third person. For most people who fall within the vague parameters of "normal," (and even those who don't) this isn't easy to do even as a "one off," let alone maintain as a habit. A vague discomfort and private embarrassment immediately set in. Sort of like how one feels when listening to one's own voice.

That's what BlitheSpirit thinks, anyway.

BlitheSpirit has spoken.

[Undertaker #59]

The Booger is a FANTASTIC troll!

The Undertaker used to read a lot of his stuff over on KFFL, and it seemed almost effortless the way he could provoke other posters. The Undertaker thought reading his stuff was great fun.

Maybe we could get FallingAlice to recruit him.

[bideau]

Bideau has never heard of the Booger. But, Bideau leads a very sheltered internet life. Bideau rarely ever strays from his planet home. Bideau should probably get out more often.

[BlitheSpirit]

BlitheSpirit is pleased to see that there's more potential for mayhem on this board than she originally thought.

Knowing Alice as I do, I can report that over the past year, she has spent her days convalescing at a sanatorium in the Alps, playing croquet with hedgehogs, writing poetry and going on nature walks. This said, with the tuberculosis that threatened to consume her now firmly under control, she has returned to the city and practical concerns.

As I hear it, her agenda is quite busy. But I will send round a man to Ms. Alice's flat, requesting her intervention in this most important matter.

In the meantime, should she have any questions reqarding the affair, perhaps some administrative "cleaning-up" might be necessary to make a visit on the part of the former doyenne possible.

If you receive my meaning.

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by BlitheSpirit
If you receive my meaning.

Annihilus has absolutely no idea whatsoever what you are talking about. Then again, that's not too surprising since Annihilus is really just a 'replacement moderator' that barely knows how to spell and tie his own shoelaces.

He also thinks that he got screwed over on his contract at Patriots Planet. He just realized he can't ride his vespa without a helmet.

Other than that - the Booger sounds like a fantastic personality that Annihilus would enjoy bantering with. Annihilus would enjoy another lawsuit.

And Annihilus really friggin' enjoys talking in the third person. He might never stop. Just so you know.

[bideau]

Well bideau wants to renogotiate his contract since he just found out that annihilus is getting better benefits. Bideau didn't even receive a vespa, never mind a helmet :mad:

[dchester]

Originally posted by bideau
Well bideau wants to renogotiate his contract since he just found out that annihilus is getting better benefits. Bideau didn't even receive a vespa, never mind a helmet :mad: Look, you were happy with the tricycle when you signed the contract. A deal is a deal.
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[bideau]

Originally posted by dchester
Look, you were happy with the tricycle when you signed the contract. A deal is a deal.

I'll settle for a sting ray with removable training wheels. But I won't compromise on the helmet.

[mgoblue101415]

Um... How long before the season starts???? :rolleyes:

[Undertaker #59]

Originally posted by mgoblue101415
Um... How long before the season starts???? :rolleyes:

(in my best voiceover type voice)

Here on Patriots Planet, there IS no offseason.

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by BlitheSpirit
Seriously, try speaking of yourself in the third person. For most people who fall within the vague parameters of "normal," (and even those who don't) this isn't easy to do even as a "one off," let alone maintain as a habit. A vague discomfort and private embarrassment immediately set in. Sort of like how one feels when listening to one's own voice.


Ok, so Annihilus has realized that BlitheSpirit has a bit of expertise of speaking in the 3rd person and would like to ask a question or two.

When speaking to someone (such as Annihilus is speaking to you/BlitheSpirit now)....is it more correct to say

Annihilus wants to ask you how to speak correctly

or

Annihilus wants to ask BlitheSpirit how to speak correctly

It's kind of confusing.

But Annihilus knows that everyone will be properly annoyed after about a week of this.

[PA_PATS_FAN54*]

Originally posted by bideau
Well bideau wants to renogotiate his contract since he just found out that annihilus is getting better benefits. Bideau didn't even receive a vespa, never mind a helmet :mad:

PA thinks Bid has a TO complex :Lecture:

why the hell is everyone talking in the 3rd person?





:p

[Undertaker #59]

Originally posted by BlitheSpirit
If you receive my meaning.

We think We catch your meaning and We think that We have done the necessary Administrative clean-up. We would like to point out that if there are any problems, one can always PM or email Us.

We also think that We enjoy the Royal We much more than third person.



We would also like to point out that a contract is a contract. If you signed your contract last year, than that is what you agreed to. If you would like that contract changed, We'll just have to see how your performances are this year and We will consider it. Maybe We can work out something in a PEUGEOT. Helmets will STILL be mandatory though, along with a real tall orange flag on the back.

[PA_PATS_FAN54*]

Originally posted by Undertaker #59

We would also like to point out that a contract is a contract. If you signed your contract last year, than that is what you agreed to. If you would like that contract changed, We'll just have to see how your performances are this year and We will consider it. Maybe We can work out something in a PEUGEOT. Helmets will STILL be mandatory though, along with a real tall orange flag on the back.

wow thats worse than a Gremlin or AMC pacer

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by Undertaker #59
We also think that We enjoy the Royal We much more than third person.

We would also like to point out that a contract is a contract. If you signed your contract last year, than that is what you agreed to. If you would like that contract changed, We'll just have to see how your performances are this year and We will consider it. Maybe We can work out something in a PEUGEOT. Helmets will STILL be mandatory though, along with a real tall orange flag on the back.

While the Royal We sounds tempting, Annihilus is going to have to stick with the program because he doesn't go back on his word. He promised you 3rd person, and he plans on delivering.

Annihilus doesn't remember actually signing anything as far as contracts go, so Annihilus may have a loophole somewhere.

He does dig those sweet ass orange flags though. Those are totally killer.

[bideau]

I'm holding out for a handle bar horn

[mgoblue101415]

So who supplies the baseball cards for the spokes???

I have some Yastrzemski & Fisk cards that are pretty useless. At least they would be worth something if they created that cool sound in the tire spokes. :shrug:

[bideau]

Originally posted by mgoblue101415
So who supplies the baseball cards for the spokes???

I have some Yastrzemski & Fisk cards that are pretty useless. At least they would be worth something if they created that cool sound in the tire spokes. :shrug:

:4321:

We never, EVER used Red Sox cards in the spokes. Those were used strictly for card pitching games in the school yard, and only if you felt lucky that day.

[pookie]

Originally posted by mgoblue101415
I have some Yastrzemski & Fisk cards that are pretty useless.

Pookie would like to suggest that mgo go impale herself on something. ;)

Sorry, but pookie had to get himself into the third person bit somehow.

[mgoblue101415]

Originally posted by pookie
Pookie would like to suggest that mgo go impale herself on something. ;)

Do you have anything sharp that mgo could...... Oh never mind.. :shake: That's just too easy. :p

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by pookie
Sorry, but pookie had to get himself into the third person bit somehow.

Annihilus would like to warn Pookie that he will get weird looks if he carries the 3rd person bit over into the 'real world'.

Annihilus is getting some pretty strange looks this morning at work. Kind of like that guy in that commercial that is eating the cereal and can't hear his boss tell him he's fired.

This could be an interesting experiment.

[Hawg73]

The Hawg, or Hawgster (as he likes to think of himself) has nothing special to add at this point in the thread other than to mention that the Borg have nothing on the moderators here in terms of simultaneous thought.

The Royal We are like a big 'effin swiss watch in many ways and have correctly divined the intent behind Blithe's request.

Roger, wilco.

[Undertaker #59]

That is true, the Royal We could also be the Borg We just as easily.

We are the Planet, Resistance is futile.



The Undertaker has had this avatar (or a slight variation of it) for more than three years now. He wonders if he should change it.

[pookie]

Originally posted by Undertaker #59
That is true, the Royal We could also be the Borg We just as easily.

We are the Planet, Resistance is futile.



The Undertaker has had this avatar (or a slight variation of it) for more than three years now. He wonders if he should change it.

Pookie thinks the Undertaker should change his avatar. Pookie recommends something more imposing.

[Undertaker #59]

Originally posted by pookie
Pookie thinks the Undertaker should change his avatar. Pookie recommends something more imposing.

The Undertaker thinks maybe something to go with the Royal We.

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by Undertaker #59
The Undertaker thinks maybe something to go with the Royal We.

LOL - that's pretty weird not seeing the little bouncy guy! Annihilus is sure WE'll get used to it in time though.

[The*Big*Lebowski]

If Section306 had the desire to, would he be able to "pick" this "Booger" out of a crowd?

sigh.
Section306 apologizes for the lame attempt at humor.

Section306 accepts his fate.

[pookie]

Originally posted by Section306
If Section306 had the desire to, would he be able to "pick" this "Booger" out of a crowd?

sigh.
Section306 apologizes for the lame attempt at humor.

Section306 accepts his fate.

Section 306 has made the pookie chuckle at his crude humor!

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Maybe WE could start a 'New Member' drive.

No....not that member mgo - keep your mind out of the gutter.

[bideau]

Bideau is very disturbed to see Tim Curry instead of the bouncing eyes as UT's avatar.

Is nothing sacred anymore :mad: :confused:

[mgoblue101415]

Originally posted by bideau
Bideau is very disturbed to see Tim Curry instead of the bouncing eyes as UT's avatar.

Is nothing sacred anymore :mad: :confused:

Redheads are still sacred. o:-)

[Undertaker #59]

Originally posted by bideau
Bideau is very disturbed to see Tim Curry instead of the bouncing eyes as UT's avatar.

Is nothing sacred anymore :mad: :confused:

It's weird for Undertaker to. He doesn't know if this will last.

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by Undertaker #59
It's weird for Undertaker to. He doesn't know if this will last.

It takes a while to get used to. Annihilus used to have a bad-ass rat with a Patriots helmet as his avatar for a long time. It was sad at first to retire him.

It was tough to see Bideau's floating bananas fly off too.

But Annihilus is enjoying Zorak now and tries not to think of avatars past. Plus Zorak rules.

[bideau]

Originally posted by mgoblue101415
Redheads are still sacred. o:-)

Indeed, mgo, indeed

[bideau]

Originally posted by Annihilus
It takes a while to get used to. Annihilus used to have a bad-ass rat with a Patriots helmet as his avatar for a long time. It was sad at first to retire him.

It was tough to see Bideau's floating bananas fly off too.

But Annihilus is enjoying Zorak now and tries not to think of avatars past. Plus Zorak rules.

Bideau has decided to go retro for the day.

[mgoblue101415]

Okay, I decided to hop the "change your avatar" bandwagon and went with something that fully represents my screen name. :D

[Hawg73]

For those that haven't read the Booger before here is a little sample from last August. Nostradamus he isn't.


The Booger says: The Patriots go 7-9 this season.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Sketch it in stone, fellas. The New England Patriots will not make the playoffs this year, and they sure as hell aren’t going to be entertaining the possibility of barely squeaking out another fluke win in this year's Big Dance.

You’ve got to love Massachusetts. The State that was eager to be the first in this proud country to allow the true meaning behind the phrase “brotherly love” to play out in all of its perverted glory. The State whose bewildered baseball team is as overrated as its equally nauseating football counterpart, except they don’t have Lady Luck -- or in this special case, a fairy -- watching over them and awarding them with championship trophies.

First, what’s up with you hobos referring to your team as a dynasty? You stole two Super Bowls, and last time I checked, you needed to snatch at least three within a relatively short span to be considered a dynasty. The Denver Broncos legitimately won back-to-back championships – a feat that is far more impressive and far more difficult to pull off – and they’re not labeled as a dynasty team. As much as I hate to admit to you cakeboys, the Dallas Cowgirls organization is the last of the greatest teams. Live with it. Eat it and swallow it like a man (given your current locale, I suspect that a lot of you are accustomed to doing just that on a regular basis.).

Second, your team isn’t going to reach very far in this upcoming season. Teams, like a once-Spurrier led regime did last year, have started to figure out the Patriots and their seemingly limitless bag of tricks. This ball club is every bit as apparent as its bandwagon fanbase whose patented flip-flop technique has made President-hopeful Kerry so popular. Your team has as much of a chance to pull the same stroke of luck and win another Super Bowl as you most of you hopeless losers have in disengaging yourselves from this board and getting a girlfriend.

Tom Brady? MVP???? GET THE **** OUTTA HERE!! The next Joe Montana??? NOT HAPPENING. That honor will fall to Patrick Ramsey and soon. Hey, Tommy boy, quit doing car stereo commercials with that senile fool John Madden and try to figure out why my beloved Washington Redskins smacked you and your team around last year. Maybe you San Franc...err Patriots fans can help figure it out for him.

The Booger has spoken.
So let it be written…

[Ambr]

Ambr became inspired by this post and decided to try the third person thing in real life first. So Ambr looked up from his PC at his spouse and said, "Ambr thinks that Ambr's Wife should refill Ambr's coffee."

The spouse quickly suggested that Ambr learn to do unspeakable things with certain parts of Ambr's own anatomy.:shake:

[bideau]

Originally posted by Ambr
Ambr became inspired by this post and decided to try the third person thing in real life first. So Ambr looked up from his PC at his spouse and said, "Ambr thinks that Ambr's Wife should refill Ambr's coffee."

The spouse quickly suggested that Ambr learn to do unspeakable things with certain parts of Ambr's own anatomy.:shake:

Bideau's faith in internet handles has just been shatter upon learning that Ambr is a guy, not Amber from Survivor :rolleyes:

Hawg, that's a classic keepsake for years to come. Was there any mea culpa when the season was over ?

[PA_PATS_FAN54*]

Originally posted by Ambr
Ambr became inspired by this post and decided to try the third person thing in real life first. So Ambr looked up from his PC at his spouse and said, "Ambr thinks that Ambr's Wife should refill Ambr's coffee."

The spouse quickly suggested that Ambr learn to do unspeakable things with certain parts of Ambr's own anatomy.:shake:


ROFL ROFL

[Undertaker #59]

Man, Undertaker forgot about bid's banana guys. Undertaker nearly fell out of his chair when he saw them.

Undertaker remembers the rat with the Pat helmet well.

Undertaker also remembers Pook's little angry avatar well from those days.

[bideau]

Originally posted by Undertaker #59
Man, Undertaker forgot about bid's banana guys. Undertaker nearly fell out of his chair when he saw them.

Undertaker remembers the rat with the Pat helmet well.

Undertaker also remembers Pook's little angry avatar well from those days.

Memories,
Like the Corners of my Mind,
Misty Water Color Memories,
Of the Way We Were

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by Undertaker #59
Man, Undertaker forgot about bid's banana guys. Undertaker nearly fell out of his chair when he saw them.

Undertaker remembers the rat with the Pat helmet well.

Undertaker also remembers Pook's little angry avatar well from those days.

Bring Back The Angry Kid!

Annihilus's side is hurting from laughing at joys past and dialect current. He also wonders if he didn't just mutilate that last sentence really badly.

At any rate, he's gonna get that rat when he gets home. He thinks it's in the kitchen.

[pookie]

Originally posted by Annihilus
Bring Back The Angry Kid!

Annihilus's side is hurting from laughing at joys past and dialect current. He also wonders if he didn't just mutilate that last sentence really badly.

At any rate, he's gonna get that rat when he gets home. He thinks it's in the kitchen.

Sadly, pookie can not find the Angry Kid. Pookie had that pic stored on his machine at home, but has since flattened the POS twice. Pookie got that angry kid avatar from Vanderloogen's board, which he thinks is now defunct. If anybody can find this little angry kid avatar, then pookie would appreciate that. Google is not helping him. However, pook has found some amusing angry children pictures on the internet.

[dchester]

DC liked the rat and the brat avatars as well.
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[PA_PATS_FAN54*]

Originally posted by dchester
DC liked the rat and the brat avatars as well.

Ms. PA Pats Fan loves the smilie pig

[Undertaker #59]

Originally posted by pookie
Sadly, pookie can not find the Angry Kid. Pookie had that pic stored on his machine at home, but has since flattened the POS twice. Pookie got that angry kid avatar from Vanderloogen's board, which he thinks is now defunct. If anybody can find this little angry kid avatar, then pookie would appreciate that. Google is not helping him. However, pook has found some amusing angry children pictures on the internet.

Undertaker is still looking, but this is the closest he has found so far:

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by Undertaker #59
Undertaker is still looking, but this is the closest he has found so far:

That's pretty close UT! If Annihilus remembers correctly, angry kid's hair was blonde, was it not?

Then again, Annihilus can't remember what he had for breakfast, let alone what Pookie's avatar looked like back in the day.

[pookie]

Originally posted by Undertaker #59
Undertaker is still looking, but this is the closest he has found so far:

And so it is. Pookie appreciates Undertaker's efforts and ongoing pursuit of board excellence.

[Undertaker #59]

Originally posted by pookie
And so it is. Pookie appreciates Undertaker's efforts and ongoing pursuit of board excellence.

Undertaker is sorry, but he has exhausted all of his efforts at finding the correct picture. He thought to take that one and add blonde hair, but his graphic talent is mediocre.

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by Undertaker #59
Undertaker is sorry, but he has exhausted all of his efforts at finding the correct picture. He thought to take that one and add blonde hair, but his graphic talent is mediocre.

Annihilus and his under-valued Patriots Planet contract would like to give kudos to Undertaker for this fine achievement in retro-enhancement.

Undertaker should ask for a big time raise.

[bideau]

Originally posted by Annihilus
Annihilus and his under-valued Patriots Planet contract would like to give kudos to Undertaker for this fine achievement in retro-enhancement.

Undertaker should ask for a big time raise.

The collection plate is being passed around as we speak.

[Ras]

Ras, not knowing what Pook's angry kid avatar looked like, "googled" angry kid and came up with these.........

http://www.barkingdogs.de/Angykid.jpghttp://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/735000/images/_739497_angrykid300.jpg
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00008OP5Z.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg http://www.f.kth.se/~f97-mti/home/essays/attitude/angry%20kid.jpg
http://www.botter17.nl/foto/dennis/23079.jpg http://www.people.virginia.edu/~lwm4e/302/AngryKid.jpeg
http://www.ecardecals.com/Calvin_Angry.jpg http://www.childcareaware.org/en/dailyparent/0398/pic1.jpghttp://www.brainlock.org/vids/pix/angrykid.jpghttp://www.parentinglibrary.com/angrykid.jpg

[pookie]

Undertaker found the right angry kid that pookie used. The coloring is a little different, but it'll work just fine for pookie. It expresses pookie's youth and anger quite well.

[mikiemo83]

Originally posted by pookie
Undertaker found the right angry kid that pookie used. The coloring is a little different, but it'll work just fine for pookie. It expresses pookie's youth and anger quite well.

It's calvin from calvin and hobbes comics by bill waterson

great comic strip from the late 80's early 90's

I still get it emailed to my daily

[Threadkiller]

Originally posted by Hawg73
For those that haven't read the Booger before here is a little sample from last August. Nostradamus he isn't.

As a new kid around here... may I?

Thanks...

DR76 (yes, you may call me The Doctor - or Doc if you're feeling cozy) would enjoy a tussle with the Booger. As I have no avatar - and really have no idea how one gets an avatar - The Doctor would like to beg out of the rest of the discussion.

[B A Rabbit]

Ok, Supkem has just read the whole thread and has noted that, as the morning past there seemed to be a conspiracy. It goes without mentioning that each of you seems a bit abstract. a bit unaccustomed to normal behavior. As such, the question of the hour should be:

WHO THE HECK SPIKED YOUR FROSTED FLAKES!?!?!

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by Supkem
WHO THE HECK SPIKED YOUR FROSTED FLAKES!?!?!

Well, Annihilus has to tell you that he had Cocoa Crispies (not Coco Crisp, the baseball player) for breakfast. While he had to shout above the din of his Crispies when talking to Ms. Annihilus, he still couldn't hear anything at all.

Hearing loss. That may be the crux of the whole problem.

[Undertaker #59]

Originally posted by dreithraider76
DR76 (yes, you may call me The Doctor - or Doc if you're feeling cozy) would enjoy a tussle with the Booger. As I have no avatar - and really have no idea how one gets an avatar - The Doctor would like to beg out of the rest of the discussion.

Doctor can press the User CP button at the top of the board, then click the User Options tab. At the bottom of that screen is a Change Avatar button.

DR can use any image, but Undertaker believes that the limits are 150x150 in dimensions, and 50k is size.



Undertaker does not eat frosted flakes. He eats peanut butter Captain Crunch as part of a balanced breakfast.

[dropKickMurphy]

Originally posted by bideau
Bideau's faith in internet handles has just been shatter upon learning that Ambr is a guy, not Amber from Survivor :rolleyes:


DropKick has never watched Survivor. He does enjoy the reality show "The Ultimate Fighter". Perhaps that is why DropKick interpreted Ambr as Arm Bar, rather than Amber. Thus, the fact that Ambr is a male did not come as a complete surprise to DropKick.

Of course, it's pretty difficult to fool the clever DropKick for very long. He usually figures things out....eventually. Even without the benefit of a super secret forum.
;)

[mgoblue101415]

I have just about every Calvin & Hobbes book.

Attack Of The Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons
The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes
The Calvin and Hobbes Lazy Sunday Book
Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Yukon Ho!
Something Under the Bed Is Drooling
The Revenge Of The Baby-Sat
Scientific Progress Goes 'Boink'
The Days are Just Packed


Not to mention... Back in the early 90s the NIU paper had the strip in it and the guy I was dating at the time used to cut them out and give them to me.

Oh, and one of the kittens I got back in the late 80s was named... You got it... Hobbes.


I'm just a slight C & H addict. But I know I have a problem, I've admitted it. So at least that's a start. :p

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by dropKickMurphy
DropKick has never watched Survivor. He does enjoy the reality show "The Ultimate Fighter". Perhaps that is why DropKick interpreted Ambr as Arm Bar, rather than Amber. Thus, the fact that Ambr is a male did not come as a complete surprise to DropKick.

Of course, it's pretty difficult to fool the clever DropKick for very long. He usually figures things out....eventually. Even without the benefit of a super secret forum.
;)

That clever, clever dropKick. He's so messed up in the head that he forgets that he is actually 3 people at once and when he thinks he figured something out on his own, he actually already knew it in the first place because Hawg or It's Good knew about it or read it on a super secret forum someplace.

This thread is starting to make Annihilus's head hurt.

[Ras]

Ras is trying to help Supkem understand that a good start in the morning requires a good breakfast. Here are some suggestions....

[Ras]

or....

[Threadkiller]

The Doctor would like to ask the mods a question? Is this national change your avatar day? I have ID'c you guys by your avatars as much as your names. Doc is disoriented!

Please help.

[Ras]

or...(well for surreal, at least)...

[Ras]

followed by H2O or a reasonable alternative....

[Ras]

and make sure that you computer is ready to go by feedinf that cereal port....

[Ras]

or for you religious type, visit MickeyD's for your ......

[mgoblue101415]

Originally posted by dreithraider76
The Doctor would like to ask the mods a question? Is this national change your avatar day? I have ID'c you guys by your avatars as much as your names. Doc is disoriented!

Please help.

Hmmm... MGO hasn't noticed any avatar changes. Is the Dr. sure he hasn't been :high: ???

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by dreithraider76
The Doctor would like to ask the mods a question? Is this national change your avatar day? I have ID'c you guys by your avatars as much as your names. Doc is disoriented!

Please help.

Annihilus will attempt to clear things up for you, Doc.

Undertaker used to be a bouncy guy with many eyes, he's now spam/viking guy.

Bideau (being left-handed and all) went from the giant ? to a family of flying bananas.

Annihilus has been many things in the past, and is currently a giant Mantis named Zorak.

For the longest time, Pookie thought he was Poodle Pete Carroll and is now an angry kid. A young angry kid.

mgo is still in love with Michigan and Tom Brady, but can't admit it.

Ras is still Ras, but apparently is in love with cereal. Annihilus hopes that cereal loves him back equally.

Annihilus hopes this helps you in your quest for sanity dr. If he missed anyone he apologizes in advance.

[Undertaker #59]

Originally posted by BlitheSpirit
Seriously, try speaking of yourself in the third person. For most people who fall within the vague parameters of "normal," (and even those who don't) this isn't easy to do even as a "one off," let alone maintain as a habit. A vague discomfort and private embarrassment immediately set in. Sort of like how one feels when listening to one's own voice.

That's what BlitheSpirit thinks, anyway.

BlitheSpirit has spoken.

After spending an entire day posting in third person (not quite speaking, but hey), Undertaker has these thoughts:

After some initial awkwardness, it got much more comfortable.

It led to speaking in the "Royal We" for a time, and an avatar change. We think this might come in handy for the mods (all 25 of us) for dealing with trolls in the future.

After a time, Undertaker grew to enjoy posting in 3rd person. So much so that he started thinking in third person.

This has Undertaker a little spooked.

[pookie]

Originally posted by Annihilus
For the longest time, Pookie thought he was Poodle Pete Carroll and is now an angry kid. A young angry kid.


Please make a note that during the football season pookie was Tom Brady with an unproportionally large bulge in his pants, which was pointed out to pookie by a troll.

[dchester]

Originally posted by pookie
Please make a note that during the football season pookie was Tom Brady with an unproportionally large bulge in his pants, which was pointed out to pookie by a troll. DC thought that was a rather funny thread.
ROFL
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[mgoblue101415]

Originally posted by pookie
Please make a note that during the football season pookie was Tom Brady with an unproportionally large bulge in his pants, which was pointed out to pookie by a troll.

http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8376&perpage=15&pagenumber=2

Ahh... Yes. Pook obviously must be a girl since she had that picture of Brady's impressive bulge.


ROFL

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by Undertaker #59
After a time, Undertaker grew to enjoy posting in 3rd person. So much so that he started thinking in third person.

This has Undertaker a little spooked.

Once again, Annihilus is laughing and his co-workers are looking at him with suspicion. What is sad is that Annihilus is laughing so hard because Undertaker is right.

Annihilus wonders if BlitheSpirit knew that this was going to happen all along. BlitheSpirit must indeed be the true master of the universe.

[dropKickMurphy]

Originally posted by Annihilus
That clever, clever dropKick. He's so messed up in the head that he forgets that he is actually 3 people at once and when he thinks he figured something out on his own, he actually already knew it in the first place because Hawg or It's Good knew about it or read it on a super secret forum someplace.

This thread is starting to make Annihilus's head hurt.

Hmmm....where has DropKick heard these allegations before? Could it possibly be here? (http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?s=&postid=28439&#post28319)

Originally posted by NoRespect
Very nicely done dropKick, or should I say....Hawg73? The similarities are eerie. The style is Hawg on acid.

I think I finally understand what is going on here; the three of you, Hawg, dropKick and Iggypop are different lobes of a common brain, the product of a union between Sybil and Abby Normal. IGIG, the frontal lobe, controls the higher reasoning functions but is almost never around, Hawg mediates disputes, cooks the dinner and keeps them out of trouble, and dropKick handles bodily functions, walks the dog and decides what to wear...:D



Very nicely done Annihilus, or should I say....NoRespect? The similarities are eerie. The style is NoRespect after watching Office Space and Napoleon Dynamite..:D :confused: ;)

[PA_PATS_FAN54*]

Pa is lucky he is sitting at home laughing his arsh off as this thread progressed through out the day.


ROFL ROFL ROFL

[pookie]

Pookie still needs a hand with his gigantic, cavernous vagina issue.

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by dropKickMurphy
Hmmm....where has DropKick heard these allegations before? Could it possibly be here? (http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?s=&postid=28439&#post28319)

Very nicely done Annihilus, or should I say....NoRespect? The similarities are eerie. The style is NoRespect after watching Office Space and Napoleon Dynamite..:D :confused: ;)

Annihilus wondered whether or not he'd have to put the smack down after hearing an accusation like that. Then he realized that dropkick was merely being funny. Which is cool with Annihilus, because he likes to laugh - plus it's supposed to extend the human life expectancy.

And there is absolutely nothing wrong with Office Space (where WE learn to 'watch out for the cornhole') or Napoleon Dynamite (where WE learn how to fix it 'when your head is burning'). Annihilus recommends finding a better toupe` in advance though.

Plus NoRespect was psychotic. Annihilus is only Annihilus...which is enough if you ask him.

[B A Rabbit]

IGIG, the frontal lobe, controls the higher reasoning functions but is almost never around, Hawg mediates disputes, cooks the dinner and keeps them out of trouble, and dropKick handles bodily functions, walks the dog and decides what to wear...

Ah, the thought of Hawg walking his dog "IGIG" dressed in pumps and a skirt and wearing a redheaded wig.

I got to wonder though, is a poodle or a huskie?

[PA_PATS_FAN54*]

Originally posted by Annihilus
Annihilus will attempt to clear things up for you, Doc.

Undertaker used to be a bouncy guy with many eyes, he's now spam/viking guy.

Bideau (being left-handed and all) went from the giant ? to a family of flying bananas.

Annihilus has been many things in the past, and is currently a giant Mantis named Zorak.

For the longest time, Pookie thought he was Poodle Pete Carroll and is now an angry kid. A young angry kid.

mgo is still in love with Michigan and Tom Brady, but can't admit it.

Ras is still Ras, but apparently is in love with cereal. Annihilus hopes that cereal loves him back equally.

Annihilus hopes this helps you in your quest for sanity dr. If he missed anyone he apologizes in advance.

to take this a bit further ....... Anni also use to be a rat with a patriots helmet
,
Bideau had his 3pete trophy image untimely plucked by an ass in a tux hence the giant ? there after,

Mgo has always had the Michigan pic ( she's hiding her true love of Ohio State)

Hawg had and I suppose will go back to the one and only John Hannah pic.

DKM was first known to have a far side comic with "god" sitting at a computer.

Pookie ... he's a hermaphrodite but we love him anyway.

Dchester..... he's always been a pig o:-)

[Ambr]

Originally posted by Undertaker #59
After spending an entire day posting in third person (not quite speaking, but hey), Undertaker has these thoughts:

After some initial awkwardness, it got much more comfortable.

After a time, Undertaker grew to enjoy posting in 3rd person. So much so that he started thinking in third person.

This has Undertaker a little spooked.

That's funny ... but this exactly the progression that's expected when learning to speak (and think) in "E-Prime".

E-Prime, as popularized by author Robert Anton Wilson, in short, is the removal of "is", any conjugation thereof, and any forms of "is-ness" from your language. It's very weird at first, and fairly difficult to learn to write in E-Prime, but speaking proved near impossible for me, alas never got to the thinking part. Think about how you verbalize in your own head, and imagine doing it with no "is-ness" in there... it's weird.

If you can integrate 3rd person speak that quickly, you should try E-Prime. If you can write effectively in E-Prime, it virtually becomes impossible to argue with you.

(...and there's my useless post of the day... thank you.) :thumb:

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by PA_PATS_FAN54
to take this a bit further ....... Anni also use to be a rat with a patriots helmet

DKM was first known to have a far side comic with "god" sitting at a computer.

Dchester..... he's always been a pig o:-)

Oh yeah, PA has reminded Annihilus of a couple more old skool items:

Dchester used to be a French Army Knife (complete with white surrender flag)

dkm was some kind of giant moose smoking a hookah. Annihilus thinks that the moose may have hit the hookah a little too much for his own good.

[mgoblue101415]

Originally posted by PA_PATS_FAN54
Mgo has always had the Michigan pic ( she's hiding her true love of Ohio State)

Actually, my other pic was brady/michigan/patriots, to be exact.

My new one simply reflects my screen name.

And as to the worthless nuts... :Eason:

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by Ambr
E-Prime, as popularized by author Robert Anton Wilson, in short, is the removal of "is", any conjugation thereof, and any forms of "is-ness" from your language. It's very weird at first, and fairly difficult to learn to write in E-Prime, but speaking proved near impossible for me, alas never got to the thinking part. Think about how you verbalize in your own head, and imagine doing it with no "is-ness" in there... it's weird.

(...and there's my useless post of the day... thank you.) :thumb:

Quite the contrary....Annihilus thinks this may prove to be fascinating. If one wanted to learn e-Prime for themselves, they could go here (http://www.nobeliefs.com/eprime.htm).

[B A Rabbit]

Originally posted by Annihilus
Oh yeah, PA has reminded Annihilus of a couple more old skool items:

Dchester used to be a French Army Knife (complete with white surrender flag)

dkm was some kind of giant moose smoking a hookah.

Annihilus used to be an advark dressed as a hockey goalie.

[Undertaker #59]

Originally posted by Ambr
That's funny ... but this exactly the progression that's expected when learning to speak (and think) in "E-Prime".

E-Prime, as popularized by author Robert Anton Wilson, in short, is the removal of "is", any conjugation thereof, and any forms of "is-ness" from your language. It's very weird at first, and fairly difficult to learn to write in E-Prime, but speaking proved near impossible for me, alas never got to the thinking part. Think about how you verbalize in your own head, and imagine doing it with no "is-ness" in there... it's weird.

If you can integrate 3rd person speak that quickly, you should try E-Prime. If you can write effectively in E-Prime, it virtually becomes impossible to argue with you.

(...and there's my useless post of the day... thank you.) :thumb:

Undertaker thinks he could not speak nor write that way. Undertaker wonders why one would not use any form of the verb "to be." In this post, Undertaker attempts to not use any form, but finds it very difficult.

Undertaker once took an English class where the teacher complained about too many forms of "to be" on an English paper. On the paper, Undertaker described the lay out of a particular landscape. He changed all forms of "to be" to a different verb.

For example:

"In front of me is an island."

was changed to "In front of me lies an island."

Thank you for the information though. Undertaker never knew about this book before, but often wonders about using "to be" too often because of that English teacher.

Undertaker believes he succeeded in this post in not using it except in the example.

[Oedipus Tex]

Oedipus Tex is strongly considering changing his avatar to be like all the cool kids. But whither would he wander from his internet incarnation?

Oed feels that in his particular case, a change in avatar might be poorly recieved; even possibly derided as sacreligious.

[Ambr]

Originally posted by Annihilus
Quite the contrary....Annihilus thinks this may prove to be fascinating. If one wanted to learn e-Prime for themselves, they could go here (http://www.nobeliefs.com/eprime.htm).

Well, Ambr thanks Annihilus for finding possible value in some of the useless information that seems to cloud his brain (for lack of a better word).

That's right, it's more than just removal of "is"... it's all the conjugations of "to be"... that's a great link. Should have looked myself instead of trying to feebly explain it.

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by Oedipus Tex
Oedipus Tex is strongly considering changing his avatar to be like all the cool kids. But whither would he wander from his internet incarnation?

Oed feels that in his particular case, a change in avatar might be poorly recieved; even possibly derided as sacreligious.

If you asked Annihilus, he'd tell you that someone that lived through a frikkin' tsunami can do whatever the hell he wants.

Like two chicks at the same time, for example.

[mgoblue101415]

Originally posted by Annihilus
If you asked Annihilus, he'd tell you that someone that lived through a frikkin' tsunami can do whatever the hell he wants.

Like two chicks at the same time, for example.

Only if that person had a million dollars.


Wait... Are these two chicks sisters???

[Oedipus Tex]

Originally posted by Annihilus
If you asked Annihilus, he'd tell you that someone that lived through a frikkin' tsunami can do whatever the hell he wants.

Like two chicks at the same time, for example. Oedipus Tex would like the bbs record to show that he never "did" either one of the "chicks" in question, though he is once again considering a marriage proposal.

[B A Rabbit]

Wait! Has ORex changed partners again?

[Oedipus Tex]

Originally posted by Supkem
Wait! Has ORex changed partners again? Not as far as you know.

Oed would also like to point out to Supkem that he changed his avatar, but not his tagline, and now looks to have jumped from 16% gay to about 89% gay.

[mgoblue101415]

Originally posted by Oedipus Tex
Oed would also like to point out to Supkem that he changed his avatar, but not his tagline, and now looks to have jumped from 16% gay to about 89% gay.



:LOL: ROFL :LOL:

[dchester]

Originally posted by Oedipus Tex
Oedipus Tex would like the bbs record to show that he never "did" either one of the "chicks" in question, though he is once again considering a marriage proposal. If you were able to pull off the "switch", you can do anything. I say, buy her the ring and propose. Of course, since none of us have lives, let us know how it goes, so we can all "live" through you.
:)
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[B A Rabbit]

Originally posted by Oedipus Tex
Not as far as you know.

Oed would also like to point out to Supkem that he changed his avatar, but not his tagline, and now looks to have jumped from 16% gay to about 89% gay.
:cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

Unless, Of course, Supkem is really a woman who has auspiciously duped you all for the better part of 18 months. And only now has he let his True emotions show.

No wait, Thats Pookie's bag.

How about , :eek:

[Ras]

Ras started off with the AFC Championship trophy then switched to a guy with a head up his arse. Then he decided on a picture of a guy with a finger inserted up his own nose and the digit poking out his eye socket (which grossed out Thomas).

Then he went with 2 safes bumping (safe sex) and finally the current avatar.

As far as cereal, I like Frosted Cheerios and Golden Grahams the best!

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by Ras-Al-Ghul
Then he decided on a picture of a guy with a finger inserted up his own nose and the digit poking out his eye socket (which grossed out Thomas).


Annihilus finds this sentence to be ironic.

Is that the right word?

[Ambr]

Originally posted by Ras-Al-Ghul

As far as cereal, I like Frosted Cheerios and Golden Grahams the best! [/B]

Alas, Ambr's wife has once again stuck him on the Atkins Diet. Granted, at 135 lbs. Ambr has absolutely no need to be on a diet of any kind, short of his self-imposed Heniken & Fritos diet. Yet, Ambr has learned that showing his undying support of his significant-other and all her current obsessions only gets him "more" if you, unnamed reader, knows what he means. ;)

That being said, while Ambr certainly appreciates getting it more, he misses Golden Grahams so much, he at times considers "going monk" just to get a little taste.

Ambr now wonders what the hell this post was originally about.

:shrug:

[Ras]

Originally posted by Annihilus
Annihilus finds this sentence to be ironic. Is that the right word?

Ras had to think about what Anni had stated then realized that Gross is Thomas's last name. Although irony may not be the appropriate word, Ras is having a chuckle at the accidental formation of the sentence.

Ras could say that he planned on it, but Ras knows he is not that quick of wit.

[bideau]

Are We still talking in the third person :confused:

Bideau is playing it safe just in case.

[mikiemo83]

Originally posted by mgoblue101415
oh, and one of the kittens I got back in the late 80s was named... You got it... Hobbes.
I'm just a slight C & H addict. But I know I have a problem, I've admitted it. So at least that's a start. :p


yeah me too, I got them inked on my arm and need to add spaceman spiff to complete the trilogy. soon I'll get it when I add the Elvis face to the other arm.

damn things are addictive

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by bideau
Are We still talking in the third person :confused:

Bideau is playing it safe just in case.

Annihilus thinks so (in this thread at the very least).....it doesn't seem like anyone has gotten properly annoyed yet. Plus no strangers have come by saying 'WTF is going on in this forum anyway?'

Plus, it is the offseason and all.

Damn. Annihilus forgot his rat last night. :(

[#54]

:Pat:
54 nominates this thread for the Classics

[#54]

:doh: found the link to this thread at the tailgate, not realizing it was already here.

[Brownfan80]

Originally posted by BizarroAnnihilus on 05-10-2005 at 05:03 PM
Annihilus is only Annihilus...which is enough if you ask him.

This is a lie. Annihilus is BizarroAnnihilus, so Annihilus was obvously not enough, if you ask Brownfan80.

[BizarroAnnihilus]

Originally posted by Brownfan80 on 12-06-2006 at 11:06 AM
This is a lie. Annihilus is BizarroAnnihilus, so Annihilus was obvously not enough, if you ask Brownfan80.

Well, for one, that was Past Annihilus (kind of like Annihilus would be Future Annihilus to Annihilus then, but not always BizarroAnnihilus, as you shall see soon).

At any rate, the Bizarro is silent, so Annihilus is still Annihilus.

Or DreadAnnihilus
Or DormammuAnnihilus

for example.

[Brownfan80]

Originally posted by Annihilus on 12-06-2006 at 12:33 PM
Well, for one, that was Past Annihilus (kind of like Annihilus would be Future Annihilus to Annihilus then, but not always BizarroAnnihilus, as you shall see soon).

At any rate, the Bizarro is silent, so Annihilus is still Annihilus.

Or DreadAnnihilus
Or DormammuAnnihilus

for example.


I honestly think I understand.

Er, I mean...

Brownfan80 honestly thinks he understands....

Especially since Past Annihilus predicted that BizarroAnnihilus(Bizzaro is silent) would soon again be just Annihilus, which Present Annihilus now is again. From the future.